Shit your Mom/Dad used to do....THAT ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!!!

My mom with here coffee and cigarette breath would lick her fingers and straighten out my eyebrows....and then I could smell that pungent aroma on my face!!! It is the very reason I don't smoke or drink coffee!!!

It never failed every time we got in the car with one or both of my parents they would light a smoke and not roll down the window and then when you would ask the got offended

Have me.

subhuman09 said:

Have me.

PEACE4ALL said:

It never failed every time we got in the car with one or both of my parents they would light a smoke and not roll down the window and then when you would ask the got offended

My Dad used 2 make me wear an African Dashiki 2 school, even though we're Jamaican

A FRIEND IN NEED'S A FRIEND INDEED, A FRIEND WITH WEED IS BETTER, A FRIEND WITH BREASTS & ALL THE REST, A FRIEND WHO'S DRESSED IN LEATHER

REDFEATHERS said:

subhuman09 said:

Have me.

Dont be silly.

My mom would threatened my sister and I with death if we embarrassed her in public. My mom would pick us up from school half naked or just plain ugly in front of everyone! My sister and I learned how to catch the bus after that!

When I was watching telly my Dad often used to wander into the room, pick up the remote control, flick through the channels and then wander back out of the room again!

My dad used to like anything musical i'd be into...most kidz would think dat was cool...i thought it was really weird and embarrasing at da time (aged 9-12)...and then i'd pretend not to like what he liked ...also he'd like do this= and be like all and i found dat disturbing too I love it now though!! It's a hoot

My mum used to not let me play wif her hair and i totally resented dat!! It's cause she had da whole perm thing happenin in da 80s ...so my dad used to let me put pig tailz in his hair..even though it wasn't long..and he'd sit there watching Wide World of Sport..wif these pigtailz i put in his hair

No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I can't even type this with a straight face, but my Dad farts all day long. He'll do it in public too, like while we're in the store, only he'll walk up next to one of us and do it, so he can kind of pass the blame off on us. It's fucking loud.

subhuman09 said:

Have me.

My dad would always claim he was broke or would say "i only have a twenty an it has to last me the wholeeeee week." It would annoy my mom as well.

DexMSR said:

My mom with here coffee and cigarette breath would lick her fingers and straighten out my eyebrows....and then I could smell that pungent aroma on my face!!! It is the very reason I don't smoke or drink coffee!!!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

lilmissmissy said:

My mum used to not let me play wif her hair and i totally resented dat!! It's cause she had da whole perm thing happenin in da 80s ...so my dad used to let me put pig tailz in his hair..even though it wasn't long..and he'd sit there watching Wide World of Sport..wif these pigtailz i put in his hair

Tom said:

My Mum used to sit me on the washing machine and cut my fringe (bangs) with kitchen scissors.. what a mess she made of my hair..

I used to ask my Dad for a sweet and hope he didnt say *ok a couple* cos I didnt know what a couple meant so didnt want to ask again so never took any..

This drove me and all my siblings crazy when we were growing up. She would either call us by name multiple times or bang her foot on the floor to get our attention (her bedroom was upstairs)...she'll call my name and let's say ask for a glass of water, I take her the water, no sooner than I sit down in my room, she's calling me again for something else...one time she called me at least 15 times within and hour and I was ready to pull my hair out , she even had to laugh herself and said what I was thinking "I know you want to say what the @$#%@ does my mother want now?????

Ohhh you keep saying stay the niiiiiiiiight
Just let me rock you 'til the morning liiiiiiight
It's cold outside
And much too late to driiiiiiiive
You know I need you baby
I'm so lost without your love
Mariah Carey - Stay The Night

REDFEATHERS said:

My Mum used to sit me on the washing machine and cut my fringe (bangs) with kitchen scissors.. what a mess she made of my hair..

I used to ask my Dad for a sweet and hope he didnt say *ok a couple* cos I didnt know what a couple meant so didnt want to ask again so never took any..

TheRealFiness said:

REDFEATHERS said:

My Mum used to sit me on the washing machine and cut my fringe (bangs) with kitchen scissors.. what a mess she made of my hair..

I used to ask my Dad for a sweet and hope he didnt say *ok a couple* cos I didnt know what a couple meant so didnt want to ask again so never took any..

was it when the washing machine was on? lol

if sexy was a colour it would be red

TheRealFiness said:

REDFEATHERS said:

My Mum used to sit me on the washing machine and cut my fringe (bangs) with kitchen scissors.. what a mess she made of my hair..

I used to ask my Dad for a sweet and hope he didnt say *ok a couple* cos I didnt know what a couple meant so didnt want to ask again so never took any..

was it when the washing machine was on? lol

When you would get your ass whooped and they tell you...
"It hurts me as much as it hurts you" or
"I spank you because I love you" WTF!?!?!? then why did you do it???

DexMSR said:

My mom with here coffee and cigarette breath would lick her fingers and straighten out my eyebrows....and then I could smell that pungent aroma on my face!!! It is the very reason I don't smoke or drink coffee!!!

It's not mysterious, it's assy.

"i would never let u snort the whooper"

When I would wait for them to pick me up from school, and they would be hours late...



Sorry, that's never happened to me, but there are kids at my children's school that are always waiting too long for their parents.

Congratulations to Revolution for winning the National Football League Org Pickem 2005

Oh, I have a real one...

My mother's b/f would make extra cash by scrapping metal at the junkyard.
He rigged his old beat up pick-up truck with a homemade towing thingie! He would drop us off and pick us up from school in that monster!
Most of the time I walked...like 5 miles

Now that I think about it, he owned 2 hideouslyatrocious vehicles...the other was a van. Big Blue. He didn't like the original color, but was too cheap to take it to get painted. So he had us (family project) paint it...with freakin' house paint and rollers!! This god-awful thing had paint brush strokes showing and was sky blue, not your ordinary car colors. DAYUM!

Man, I'm laughin' so hard at the memories...

Congratulations to Revolution for winning the National Football League Org Pickem 2005

Dad.

Subjecting me to country music, while sitting in front of the truck with him on family vacation. Jammin 8-track tapes of Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Glen Campbell, etc.

To this day, I don't like country music.

This and making me watch "Hee Haw" on Saturday nights.

TheBatman said: