Yup! first time in a loooong time!

wish me luck!!! i am sooo nervous...i hope i smell nice.

in case you care, here's the rezzo!!!!!

http://www.diningbermuda....xplore.htm

Did you wipe that dirt off your chin yet? I mean, be sure to be clean for your date

good luck


and have fun

AndGodCreatedMe said:

thanks!! nice avvie!!

Milty said:

well thank you

AndGodCreatedMe said:

haha i can't be flirting with someone right before my date tonight!!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

How come you are nice to him?

Won't you tell me why you don't want to be nice to me?

Milty said:

yes you can

Wear clean undies and shave the Johnson.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

done!!!

Heavenly said:

drama queen

Milty said:

Well, you don't need luck then. You're all set!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Ew ew ew ew ew Why do men do that??

Good luck Milty..

sweetserene said:

It makes the Johnson look bigger. I'm Asian - I need all the help I can get.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It's horrifying!!!

sweetserene said:

We don't like luck meddling in our business. we like to be on top of things, or just on top.

Heavenly said:

What does THAT mean??

sweetserene said:

It means Milty is trying to get lucky, but not with lady luck

Milty said:

Fookin hell now this thread just gives me the willies

Good luck Milty, have fun!!!!

Milty said:

Good luck

Is he a handsome guy?

How much do you want to bet that Milty has already blown it?

He probably wore one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo drawn on the front.

Then he probably showed up on his bicycle and made his date ride on the handle bars.

Then they went to Blimpies because Milty had a coupon...

Etc etc...

Plus all he could talk about on the date was the Org:

Date: "So Milty, tell me a little about yourself..."

Milty: Oh man, I post on this board...and, and, and there is this Valentine thing, and someone goes by CarriePee, and then DOOK didn't spank it for a WHOLE week! Oh man, we will have this house and then I made this great post on a "What are you listening to thread and then and then...

Date: Check please!!

2the9s said:

god, i hope he'll save that for the second date!

have a great time, Milty - and remember to let her pick the first fortune cookie!

Good luck Milty, have fun and just be yourself.

2the9s said:

you mean our dates are not excited about this ???


i thought it was great conversation, though, working the words 'twinklebitch' into things was hard

Okay, if I had to guess, I would say Milty is being cock blocked right about now.