If you were crazy rock star famous, what ridiculous diva demands would you make?

Would you demand that nobody make eye contact for you? Would you have people pick out green M&Ms from your snack table? Would you never wear the same underpants twice?

I would demand that vacuum cleaners never be used in any building I'm in.

I would also request that everyone refer to me as "hon".

I would demand the following:

Purple and red smarties
Orange juice
a hot tub
a cd player
a chef to cook at my beck and call anytime day or night
a supply of movies
that i have a hairdresser on demand (see chef demand above)
That my food has to be cooked a certain way
That my pizza has to have pineapple in the right spots or the pizza gets sent back to be redone.
That i can have 10 fans come on stage if i want, no matter what those beefy security guys say.
Fresh satin sheets everyday - satin only!!!!
That I have a new outfit for the morning, afternoon and evening.
That I have a clause in my contract that fans, hotels, managers, personal assistants, roadies, and the like cannot sue me for anything.
That I get to see all the money that comes in and have my accountants check the books to make sure no one is ripping me off.
That whatever I do - I DO NO WRONG and whatever I say is right.

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

Well, hon...

Maya Angelou insists that everyone call her Dr. Angelou and that they stand when she enters the room.

I would demand every room be exactly 70°. I really loathe hot rooms.
A hairdresser who can make mine look like Rock Hudson's.
A plateful of Skittles on every table in my room.
Some sort of V-chip that takes Jessica Simpson out of my sight.

First things first, I want a full bowl of peanut M&M's in my dressing room, fresh baked or at least warm Ms.Fields semi sweet chocolate chip nibblers ( two dozen minimum ), cold, cold pitchers of guava juice or iced tea, two fresh made chicken salad sandwiches minus onions and pickles and a case of bottled water.

Second, I want all of my clothes pressed and clean, shoes shined, a new pair of glasses with my prescription ( frameless Armaini's please ), A clean private restroom with shower, new soap and towels, toiletries, toothpaste and toothbrush, eye drops ( Clear Eyes ), baby oil and Vaseline so I can moisturize and an electric clipper so I can shave.

Is that asking too much, I think not!

I don't know...

...maybe page 3 of the Musicology Tour rider might be a good starting point.



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

theAudience said:

I don't know...

...maybe page 3 of the Musicology Tour rider might be a good starting point.



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

Anxiety said:

Would you demand that nobody make eye contact for you? Would you have people pick out green M&Ms from your snack table? Would you never wear the same underpants twice?

I would demand that vacuum cleaners never be used in any building I'm in.

I would also request that everyone refer to me as "hon".

I've always wanted a personal masseuse. Other than that, I think I'd just invest in a house big enough for a large and comfortable writer's den, a film and music editing studio and a fully equipped screening room.

retina said:

Lizzy7701 said:

retina said:

I've always wanted a personal masseuse. Other than that, I think I'd just invest in a house big enough for a large and comfortable writer's den, a film and music editing studio and a fully equipped screening room.

Maid?

retina said:

Lizzy7701 said:

Maid?

You're hired!

everyone Nekkid !!!

Mach said:

everyone Nekkid !!!

theAudience said:

I would demand that all my staff must wear fancy dress costumes all the time.

theAudience said:

I don't know...

...maybe page 3 of the Musicology Tour rider might be a good starting point.



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

Painted abs

RipHer2Shreds said:

Well, hon...

Maya Angelou insists that everyone call her Dr. Angelou and that they stand when she enters the room.

I would demand every room be exactly 70°. I really loathe hot rooms.
A hairdresser who can make mine look like Rock Hudson's.
A plateful of Skittles on every table in my room.
Some sort of V-chip that takes Jessica Simpson out of my sight.

I would want there to be Ritz crackers all over the fucking place.

no small bread, I hate folding cold cuts.

2the9s said:

Fauxie said:

RipHer2Shreds said:

Well, hon...

Maya Angelou insists that everyone call her Dr. Angelou and that they stand when she enters the room.

I would demand every room be exactly 70°. I really loathe hot rooms.
A hairdresser who can make mine look like Rock Hudson's.
A plateful of Skittles on every table in my room.
Some sort of V-chip that takes Jessica Simpson out of my sight.

You want your hairdresser to look like Rock Hudson's hairdresser?

- Skittles sorted by color, no yellow ones
- staff can't speak to me unless I speak to them first
- female security only
- always new, unused matrass, sheets and pillows at the hotel

Fauxie said:

RipHer2Shreds said:

Well, hon...

Maya Angelou insists that everyone call her Dr. Angelou and that they stand when she enters the room.

I would demand every room be exactly 70°. I really loathe hot rooms.
A hairdresser who can make mine look like Rock Hudson's.
A plateful of Skittles on every table in my room.
Some sort of V-chip that takes Jessica Simpson out of my sight.

You want your hairdresser to look like Rock Hudson's hairdresser?

theAudience said:

I don't know...

...maybe page 3 of the Musicology Tour rider might be a good starting point.



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

* Lammastide would request only that all TVs be removed from his suite and that fresh flowers and many scentless, white pillar candles adorn the space.

* Dark Lammastide would demand that all support staff be male, fit, hairy and shirtless with no visible tattoos or piercings.
[Edited 7/31/05 21:13pm]

Thank you Fauxie!

Nice sig line!!!

all the furniture upholstered in red velvet, red wallpaper, all my attendants to dress in red. red drinks, red fruits, red everything

Byron said:

theAudience said:

What the....PEPSI??!!