im gonna take this slow
one at a time
consider my rhythym
consider my rhyme
consider my fellow orgers
one at a time
try not to type
after a bottle o wine
show the positivity will always shine
but if you choose to spell check me yall
crossin the line


more to come

a little slower this time


vooms
[This message was edited Mon May 5 20:46:20 PDT 2003 by shausler]
[This message was edited Sun Feb 8 5:47:41 PST 2004 by shausler]

Hold on to your Vooms yo!

Careful.You dealin with potent shit.Last time this stuff shut down GD.

Preach it!

Shausler, the org poet laureate!

do most anything
cause i never had enough

do most anything cause
lifes pressures were just too tough

do most anything cause
i wouldnt back down like a jaded dove



do most any thing


4LOVE

i hear the strains of a british satar
as once again 2the9s has an new avatar
and i need a new a and b pipe on my very old car
still i suppose what im doin can get me feathered and tarred



ill take that chance
ive got some work to finish
may take a jackass stance
still got some work to finish
lets do this verbal dance


shall we yo
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 20:04:00 PDT 2002 by shausler]

maybe he got mad cause he didnt get a poem
what can i tell ya but i didnt even know him
he layed my thread to waste like a discarded cripple
choosing now to share with us a ring pierced nipple



no hard feeling counsler
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 18:06:09 PDT 2002 by shausler]

im humbled in his presence
he got a beutiful mind

humour with philosophy
one of a kind

sometimes i think he nostrodomous
from the land o rhine

i am not worthy
am not worthy
mr ice9s

every luke had a laura
every undiscovered country had an explorer

if i ever met her id try not to bore her
like ive known her forever that b dora

every little taxi says tora tora
every little sting song makes me snora

if i ever met her id try not to bore her
like ive known her forever that b dora

wow... I wish he'd write for me...

we've got such jazzy history

but he probably doesn't recall

too busy shouting out all his vooms to ya'll

Serve it up Shaus!

your wish b my command
understand thats y i love u babe

prince ebonics b damned
understand thats y i love u babe

i need no repremand
understand that y i love u babe

insatiable in my land
understand that y i love u babe

understand
understand
understand that y i love u babe

explain to me how the stock market works
do u brush your teeth in a purple rain shirt
is your nipple ring starting to really hurt
do u prefer to praise ernie while your dissin' bert

whatcha thinkin right now or even worse
do you fancy the stockins of a registered nurse
do ya think the kennedys really have a curse
and if so do they own there very own herse

these are the threads that make me happy
these are the threads that make me loom
some of these threads appear quite crappy
most of these threads make me go voom

go voom yo

I was in a dumpy club one night
"Club"s too nice a word, 'twas a pub.

When at the bar I spied some sir...
waiting on a ginned elixir

When asked his name, said he
"'Tis Shausler"

Responded I..."don't even know her."

1 + 1 + 1 is fines
but i prefer my multiple Zthe9s

never know what the other ones thinkin
each time
one avatar
22 minds

consortium of fools
commiting no crimes
zippy zippy do da zthe9s

shausler said:

i better quit

while im

ahead and how
(me little wife about to have a cow)

tomorrow dont fret about the nadaq and dow

for ill be back with more

(ta ta for now)
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 19:45:05 PDT 2002 by shausler]

shausler said:

Yes!!! The lyrical whirlwind known as Shausler
back perfecting his craft!!

one more out of the blue
lovemachine this poems fo yu

gave me a hard time wit yo pompous rap
gave my ass a verbal slap

ya prounce around but what ive found?

you should use more adjectives
cut back on the nouns yo



vvvccc///

shausler said:

who does this refer 2?

Oh, and where is the infamous "voomy vooms ta ta fout" thing?

Nep2nes said:

shausler said:

awww... thanx sweetheart!

voomy vooms ta ta fa fa fout
dont fret little girl have no doubt

inciting org riots from mornin to noons
hence this ditty b 4 nep2nes

i know she thinks shes pretty clever
seems to have it in for arronforever

now she goes to college state or suny
keep the faith my little neptoony

lol

Keep 'em coming, my friend!

Voooms!