How THE HELL do you eat AN OREO COOKIE???? (or other foods)

I just realized that I don't necessarily have a way of biting in to them like some folks. Some folks perfect their oreo madness into an artform. Munching on them in a crescent shape.

Some try to bite then in to a perfect half shape (hard to do considering the shape of the mouth).

And some nibble on the outside paremeter working their way in.


Me? I just bite into the motherfuckers and that' that. Although if the oreo has been dipped in milk, I have this strange habbit of pressing the cookie against the roof of my mouthand 'mushing' it. A lot like giving a slow, wet, blowjob with deliberate strokes of the tongue, I suppose.




How do YOU eat an oreo?

Do you have any strange ways of eating other foods?

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[Edited by CarrieMpls 10/10/08 7:40am]

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I open it up, lick off the cream, and then I eat the cookies

FauxJokie

I dont eat oreos.

- But when I make a PB&J sandwich .. i have to make two. I cant eat one alone.
Then I stack them on top of each other and cut the edges off the bread.

Imago said:

The only way I ever, EVER eat oreos is to get the mint kind and when they are freshly opened I crush them and eat them over vanilla ice cream. And I do that maybe once a year.

Other than that, I don't like oreos.

I eat the whole cookie in one bite.

What's an oreo cookie?

Is this an American thread again?

FUCK Americans!

JessieJ said:

I open it up, lick off the cream, and then I eat the cookies

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Ottensen said:

Imago said:

I just realized that I don't necessarily have a way of biting in to them like some folks. Some folks perfect their oreo madness into an artform. Munching on them in a crescent shape.

Some try to bite then in to a perfect half shape (hard to do considering the shape of the mouth).

And some nibble on the outside paremeter working their way in.


Me? I just bite into the motherfuckers and that' that. Although if the oreo has been dipped in milk, I have this strange habbit of pressing the cookie against the roof of my mouthand 'mushing' it. A lot like giving a slow, wet, blowjob with deliberate strokes of the tongue, I suppose.




How do YOU eat an oreo?

Do you have any strange ways of eating other foods?

?

The title of the thread alone makes this all sound like a sexually inappropriate question...Got me sittin' all hot and bothered at my desk now

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HamsterHuey said:

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FUCK stoopid emoticons too.

HamsterHuey said:

FUCK stoopid emoticons too.

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"OREA"?

really???

Imago said:

JessieJ said:

I open it up, lick off the cream, and then I eat the cookies

Please... please please please please please film this.

FauxJokie

DanceWme said:

I dont eat oreos.

- But when I make a PB&J sandwich .. i have to make two. I cant eat one alone.
Then I stack them on top of each other and cut the edges off the bread.

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Anxiety said:

"OREA"?

really???

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Imago said:

DanceWme said:

I dont eat oreos.

- But when I make a PB&J sandwich .. i have to make two. I cant eat one alone.
Then I stack them on top of each other and cut the edges off the bread.

So you essentially circumcize the sandwich.

My sandwich is cut, meaty, and thick


just sayin'

Anxiety said:

"OREA"?

really???

JessieJ said:

Imago said:

Please... please please please please please film this.

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DanceWme said:

Anxiety said:

"OREA"?

really???

omg anx

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Imago said:

DanceWme said:

omg anx

RodeoSchro said:

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

u know i love u .. but that was funny cuz i didnt realize it until he said it.

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thekidsgirl said:

RodeoSchro said:

I eat the whole cookie in one bite.

me too

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Imago said:

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

He's always watching.. waiting... for a mistake.

Like one of those pesky flock of birds in Lord of The Rings who serve the dark lord.

sooooo .. ur not gonna edit it?

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Imago said:

DanceWme said:

sooooo .. ur not gonna edit it?

ok ok.


Where is the spelling mistake? I'll fix it.

HamsterHuey said:

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

He's always watching.. waiting... for a mistake.

Like one of those pesky flock of birds in Lord of The Rings who serve the dark lord.

sooooo .. ur not gonna edit it?

Imago said:

Ottensen said:

The title of the thread alone makes this all sound like a sexually inappropriate question...Got me sittin' all hot and bothered at my desk now