DigitalLisa's topic "Black People in America" made me look at the lives of white people in America a little more closely and I have come to the following conclusion!

White people are just too comfortable here in America and that is why it is so damned hard to get a good tee time anymore. I mean, there was a time when we could take our limo right to the course and just get right on and play 36 holes before going home to our butler and maid who would have the house cleaned and a gourmet dinner on the table.

I mean... with the way things are going pretty soon we will have to golf on... G A S P ...public courses!!! I have had the misfortune of playing on a public course at one point and I found it LESS than satisfying. I mean, just ANYONE could go and get a tee time!!!

There was a time when we would go to work running the lives of every living person in the world for 15 minutes and be certain that we could get a good tee time in the late morning so that we could make business deals all day on the lush greens of a PRIVATE club! What is the world coming to when we have to share our courses with common laborers and, god forbid, people without caddies?

From now on, I WILL NEVER PLAY ON ANOTHER PUBLIC COURSE!!!

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[This message was edited Tue Jan 28 16:04:10 PST 2003 by IceNine]

My thoughts exactly Ice.



More power to the people
More pussy to the people
More power to the pussy
More peter to the pussy

I couldn't have said it better myself!

Icenine...for some reason you make me laugh.

lawd, lawd, lawd

Rhondab said:

:LOL:

I try...

FORE, golf haters!

:LOL:

well i'm not much for the actual game but i LOVE driving those little carts around

Anything, ANYTHING to take the heat off me over in P&R...

teller said:

Just get some clubs and exercise your whiteness on a course of your choice!

:LOL:

golf is awesome...






...it's great 2 watch on teevee and fall asleep 2 on the weekends.

IceNine said:

Oh no...I wouldn't want to add to the general level of oppression and victimhood...

teller said:

You are white and you should be PROUD!!!

Get yourself a Mashie Niblick and GO TO WORK!!!

:LOL:

F O R E

Ok...you caught me...I cannot afford the green fees. Though my whiteness was supposed to grant me instant wealth and success, I am in fact poor and cannot afford golf.

teller said:

Put your green fees on layaway and assert your privilege.

:LOL:

Aren't they supposed to just let me in and give me free food and everything (recalling Eddie Murphy skit)?

teller said:

Well, they should...

IceNine said:

if they do i'd definitely go and be a golf course-rat...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I used to be a vendor-relations manager for Nortel Networks... I played a LOT of golf!

:LOL:

lol, yep, Golf truly is the "white man" game. The white man is scared to see black people take golf over. We'll bring barbeque grills on the greens, strut to the holes, dance after we make a birdie, taunt our opponents, wear wave caps on the greens...Golf ain't ready for that yet.

AbucahX said:

:LOL:

Kinda like Happy Gilmore in a way!

Icenine, you need to teach some of your white orgers how to be a good white golfer. Some on here are taking themselves too seriously...teach'em that they don't have to be a caddy..."they white"...LOL


Lawd...I need to go to bed!

Taunting IceNine~

2/3 of my brothers work for Titleist. They can basically play any course in the U.S for free. This spring, my mother is paying for a family vacation to Ireland for my stepdad and my brothers to play golf for about 10 days--they've already done St. Andrews in Scotland.

Eat yer heart out!

AnotherLover2 said:

Grrr... :EVIL:

AnotherLover2 said:

Compliments of Diva's dad

AbucahX said:

Im dyin at this

rdhull said:

And have the golf cart rollin on 20inch Daytons.
No matter what you say, it would make the sport much more fun to watch.

theC said:

Oh dayum



shits already happening since Tiger Woods

Chris Rock has a sketch somewhere I think on his greatesdt hits dvd

it's all about putting the little white ball in the black hole.

NuPwrSoul said:

Just like pool! ( Martin Lawrence-Boomerang)


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[This message was edited Tue Jan 28 22:17:30 PST 2003 by rdhull]