Wow, I just saw an alternate version of the video for I Wanna Be Your Lover... I was grooving to it when I noticed that my man was wearing a pair of Dolphin shorts with suspenders, no top, legwarmers and boots. I have to say, one of the more hilarious get-ups, (esp. given that this is before he was a star and he picked up the clothes from a dept store or something). I laughed out loud at that one.

But then I stopped laughing because it is very obvious that he is freeballing and what a package he has... indeed... check it out... whew, he is all that and a bag of chips (snaps).

There have been a lot of bogus camel-toe pictures up on this board, but this is in 3D. Check it out yourself:

http://www.housequake.com...adid=35762

Let me know what you think!!!

You're right!


This version is soooo bad! Prince looks a hot mess with those blue shorts, blue legwarmers and silver boots. That's just wrong.

Thanks for the visuals. My tech skills are way below par.
Now, for the community to behold.

altavista said:

Oh, this shit needed to be shared.

If anything, just to warn other Prince fans to brace themselves in case this shit leaks to the public.

Egads! I've always wanted to see this video. Not to see his uh jewels but just to see what Wb was pissed about. Ok are those football knee pads he's wearing

Ifsixwuz9 said:

When you look at the video itself (use link) it's clearer that it's just as I described, working upwards: boots, leg warmers, shorts, in all their glory. And with suspenders completing the look.

What was the issue with WB? Did they deem the video indecent? I can't imagine why. It's a wonder this is available at all.

1) its flacid..how can you tell if its big or not?

2) doesnt look that great from here...

altavista said:

I watched it a few minutes ago. I see the leg warmers now. Teehee! I really don't see what WB's issue was with this video. It's not like his privates dropped out one side of the shorts and remained exposed.

sosgemini said:

Girlfriend, there are some choice goods under there.

Just think, when was the last time you saw a legit movie where the actor gives full frontal and think how often the guy doesn't really have the goods. (Richard Gere in American Gigolo, for example) Picture that guy in Prince's shorts and you'll know what I mean. Honey, there wouldn't have been a whole lot of movement if there wasn't something hearty under there. And our man Prince wouldn't been up there if he didn't have something to be proud of. He was always a pimp.

Another thought... maybe you've always been a lucky ( )girl, so this is the norm for you.. just asking..

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Looking at it again (yes, for the 10th time... shoot me), the confusion is that he's actually wearing two pairs of legwarmers.. one black, the other blue... hence, the knee pad illusion.

And with that...I have got to get a life!

Biah said:

sosgemini said:

Co co-sign..

altavista said:

Big things come in small blue shorts
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pennylover said:

Yeah he definatly wasn't wearing underwear!

And the women of the church say: AMEN!!!!!

Christ, somewhere between Contreversy and 1999, that bitch learned how to dance, cuz before then--that shit is just embarrassing.

Creame said:

Amen.

AsianBomb777 said:

I was thinkin the exact same thing. Dude's rhythm was NOT RIGHT at all.

AsianBomb777 said:

High-five to that...

It had to be said..

How the hell did he go from that to ballet foot moves and jumps and James Brown splits? Quite a learning curve, me-thinks.

OK, now that I've stopped laughing hysterically and picked myself off the floor, just two questions:

1. What guitar is that? Never saw it before.

2. Did no one ever teach him that suspenders are crossed in the back, but NOT in the front?

GAPeach said:

That's because he was doing Mick Jagger/Steven Tyler impersonations. If you've ever seen any old Rolling Stones or Areosmith videos you can see where Prince got his moves from.

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Who cares about his dancin', he's packed n all the right places!!!

"I wanna be the only one u come for!"

"Im not like the other guys u hang around."

"I aint got no money!"

altavista said:

Please note that you're not bringing scale into the equation

If you add in the size of the rest of Prince's body - his penis equates to about 0.43 inches !