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Does Prince Fart? I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't imagine him doing that ever. I also had this thought that if we eat at his new cafe, we wil be eating food that he eats. Then if we fart, our farts will smell like Prince's farts right? I can't wait to find out what his farts smell like! | |
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pkidwell said: I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't imagine him doing that ever. I also had this thought that if we eat at his new cafe, we wil be eating food that he eats. Then if we fart, our farts will smell like Prince's farts right? I can't wait to find out what his farts smell like!
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Prince's farts smell like vagina! | |
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Hey Pkidwell I had U pegged all wrong. I got the impression from your posts that you were very serious and kind of cynical. How wrong of me. I like this post, it's sick and funny. What if he recorded his fart and incorporated it into one of albums and he put it on echo and dressed it up. Or used it in a loop like the one in Peach. This post shows just how silly we can be but I for some strange reason I smiled when I saw it, in fact I just farted to feel the funk | |
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pkidwell said: I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't imagine him doing that ever. I also had this thought that if we eat at his new cafe, we wil be eating food that he eats. Then if we fart, our farts will smell like Prince's farts right? I can't wait to find out what his farts smell like! It's so funny that someone's brain would take the time to consider something like this.Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality? - Stupify | |
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He never farts, never picks his nose, never has a bad hairday, never takes a poop, never smells bad, never has bad breath....
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pkidwell said: I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't imagine him doing that ever. I also had this thought that if we eat at his new cafe, we wil be eating food that he eats. Then if we fart, our farts will smell like Prince's farts right? I can't wait to find out what his farts smell like!
oh thank you, for making me laugh out loud! erm, hello?! new cafe?! where?! cor i'd love to taste the kind of food he eats, although, i probably already do to some extent being more or less a vegan and all. it's more a question about his relationship to farting: does he find it funny? does he smell his own under the duvet? will he say to his partners 'pull my finger' and then drop one? does he cock his leg in private and let a long loud one rip? does he fart when he does james brown splits, or when he hits long high notes? what do u think?! That's right, you are Divinity | |
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The only thing I'm curious about is the face Prince makes when he farts ![]() | |
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Cheek said: The only thing I'm curious about is the face Prince makes when he farts
![]() It's probably the same face he makes when he's playing a really emotional part on the guitar, that strained I gotta get this cord and push it out look with his eyes closed. Sometimes he arches his back or bends forward, that look! ![]() [Edited 11/4/06 9:47am] | |
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[b]I think his Farts smell like Cabbage
The real question is does Prince Shart? | |
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vinaysfunk said: It's probably the same face he makes when he's playing a really emotional part on the guitar, that strained I got get this cord and push it out look with his eyes closed. Sometimes he arches his back or bends forward, that look!
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i often said if prince did and released an album of it, id buy it! he's no good to me dead! | |
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I think the farting may have actually been the reason he stopped doing the splits.
This logicially brings me to another conclusion, that farting was the reason James Brown stopped doing the splits too. I've read stories of James doing the splits in later years and having problems getting back up. That leads me to believe that maybe he had a fart with something extra. I know I'd have trouble getting back up if that happened to me. Thank you for this insightful and provocative thread. | |
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Did you ever see the South Park episode about all the vegetarians coming to town?
You got yer answer right there. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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bountyhunterseven2000 said: i often said if prince did and released an album of it, id buy it!
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NightGod said: I think the farting may have actually been the reason he stopped doing the splits.
This logicially brings me to another conclusion, that farting was the reason James Brown stopped doing the splits too. I've read stories of James doing the splits in later years and having problems getting back up. That leads me to believe that maybe he had a fart with something extra. I know I'd have trouble getting back up if that happened to me. Thank you for this insightful and provocative thread. No thank you NightGod for your contribution, I burst out laughing when I read your thread and I am at work, my patients heard me so thanx I got some explaining to do. | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: He never farts, never picks his nose, never has a bad hairday, never takes a poop, never smells bad, never has bad breath....
U stole my answer,FuNkeNsteiN!! This is xactly the way I'd answer this!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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:lol:His farts would have to smell like Incense and candles and nothing else.Too cute for a nasty poot. Don't take life too seriously, noone gets out alive. | |
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irrisistableB said: :lol:His farts would have to smell like Incense and candles and nothing else.Too cute for a nasty poot.
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I'm fairly sure Prince is actually incapable of passing wind. He doesn't actually have an arsehole.
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shhh....only the people in Oberhausen are supposed to know the answer to that | |
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DONT EVER SHOW THAT AGAIN !!!
Spookymuffin said: I'm fairly sure Prince is actually incapable of passing wind. He doesn't actually have an arsehole.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: He never farts, never picks his nose, never has a bad hairday, never takes a poop, never smells bad, never has bad breath....
![]() u said he never farts and doo doo,hes normal just like everybody else,everyone does that even prince,he just don't be telling noone,he eats alot of vegetables and fruits right?that stuff can make you fart sometimes.i know he never smells bad,he probably be washing his ass everyday,and i know he got good breath oo,but everyone takes a dump and poot,even you do that.prince probably doesn't do it all the time like most of us do! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i love ![]() [Edited 11/4/06 9:51am] [Edited 11/4/06 9:52am] [Edited 11/4/06 9:53am] | |
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NightGod said:[quote]I think the farting may have actually been the reason he stopped doing the splits.
This logicially brings me to another conclusion, that farting was the reason James Brown stopped doing the splits too. I've read stories of James doing the splits in later years and having problems getting back up. That leads me to believe that maybe he had a fart with something extra. omg, my head hurts! ![]() -Silk | |
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Wow, I've read some threads but this one take the cake! This is too damn funny but truth be told, I've wondered the same thing. He seems almost too clean to do something like fart and doo doo but you know he must. I'm sure he can stink up the joint with the best of them. ![]() ![]() [Edited 11/4/06 10:06am] [Edited 11/4/06 10:08am] I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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purplecam said: Wow, I've read some threads but this one take the cake! This is too damn funny but truth be told, I've wondered the same thing. He seems almost too clean to do something like fart and doo doo but you know he must. I'm sure he can stink up the joint with the best of them.
![]() ![]() [Edited 11/4/06 10:06am] [Edited 11/4/06 10:08am] Without question. Soy is packed with stuff that wreaks havoc in the gut. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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