which P lyric made you laugh the most?

Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating
I know P is over-sexed, but this is so out of place, a police-radio voice suddenly saying this!

That line in adore...I actually laughed out loud when i first heard that a long time ago.

"You could smash up my ride...Well, maybe not the ride"

I'm amazed that line didn't ruin such a beautiful song. P is crazy.

ToraToraDreams said:

Vibrator .. - him and Vanity.. when he tells her.. 'body massager?!! please!!'

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-SHUT UP...already...DAMN!

-Get up, you be layin' on my guitar -- nasty bitch...

-and that ending part to F.U.N.K. when he's just kinda talking.
I guess I find Camille funny in some contexts.

"TOUCH IT!!!...and exploooode!" - Scandalous

closely followed by brenda's rap in "if a girl answers (don't hang up)"

Hey thats gone too far, here give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke!
What's more you can kiss where the sun don,t shine, and if that don't work we can duke.
You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with himself,
None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.
If I wasn't a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new face,
then take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love it
'cuz you got no taste.
And if that don't work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like now,
Honey I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.
Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a car,
cuz as far as I can see he cant afford to buy the beat of this star -
There is two things we cant stand
One's a jive talk man
the other is a jive talk man with no money.
can you dig it?
Click

Anxiety said:

Sounds funny, doesn't it? HUHUH

she has a huge camel toe. It's not cameltoe, it's like DINOSAUR TOE =O - Protege
i lime huck OFFA - Myle
she probably has locks in her vagina - Myle

purplepolitician said:

i'm always chuckling when i hear prince stuff for the first time . love his sense of humor .

put it where it feel good

Take me now or witness the slow and horrible death of your purple fox from the song All Day, All Night

"I want to get you underneath the cream,and do the marshmellow" WTH

~Imagine The Possibilities~

Gimmesomehorns said:

Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating
I know P is over-sexed, but this is so out of place, a police-radio voice suddenly saying this!

~Imagine The Possibilities~

EmeraldSkies said:

Gimmesomehorns said:

Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating
I know P is over-sexed, but this is so out of place, a police-radio voice suddenly saying this!

What song is that from?

I got some butter for your muffin (from come on)

Prince Lyrics
"Prince Movie Star lyrics"


The whole song is hilarious! lulz


Let's see, body oil - check
Incense - check
Environmental records - double check!
I'ma get some serious drawers 2night, think I ain't?
Let's see, if I tell Gilbert and 'Rome 2 meet me 11 then I creep at 10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers)

9:30 - gettin' dressed
I had a couple sips of wine
Boo! - I swear 2 God
My suit was hangin' fine
Everybody at the club freaked
When I stepped from the limousine
They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya"
I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen
U know what I mean?"

Tell U what's good
It's a good thing we live close cuz I almost suffocated in that car
Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff...
I wonder if they got potato chips up in this...
Man, this ain't like them house parties we used 2 go 2
That's alright, I'm clean

2night, hey, I'm a movie star
I see myself on a silver screen, huh
2night, it don't matter who U are
I'm the only star on the scene
U know what I mean?

Man, I hate makin' movies
But I like that money, think I don't? Hmph

Check me out
I just walk in, don't even find a seat
Just threw my coat right on the floor
Grab somebody 4 a quick dance
Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot!
Ha, ha, ha ?shit
Mix was right
Bold, Lord

Ouch! Ha, ha
Baby, do U wanna, do U wanna get off?

2night, I'm a movie star
I see myself up on the silver screen
2night, it don't matter
I'm the star on the scene
Ouch!

Mix was right
On the 1 the kick drum hit the triple beat
Baby, I was poppin'
Did one spin, did a second, did the splits
Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin'
Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'!
Somebody say "Movie Star!"

So check it out, U wanna dance?

Are U wearing that Paco Rabbit or whatever U call it?

Oh wow, that's dog

What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit

Maybe U can hear this?

Am I supposed 2 be impressed?

That's right, Rolls Royce
Check it out, baby
U wanna dance now?

Maybe next song

Yeah right, dance floor is not big enough, fat cow

Ooh, the mix, it's about the mix
Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show U a few tricks
Can I play with U?

Baby, let's creep, I had enough of this action
Bartender, on the house
Give everybody in here somethin'
Man, I don't care
I got money 2 spare, U're cute and your music's thumpin'
Yo baby, get the check

"Yo baby" my behind, I need my money

Say Brother Carothers, can I get some credit?
No? Much money I done spent in this nasty joint?
U need 2 be slapped!
Darlin', shall we leave now?
Go 2 Hades, boy!

So U like my crib?
It's not mine, it's rented
Say, how much did U have 2 drink?

What's the biggest lake U've ever been in?

So, do U like environmental records?
Crickets chirpin', water rushin'
Supposed 2 make U horny
It just make me wanna go 2 the bathroom
Actually this one's not bad, check it out
So like, what's your name?
Oh wow, that's dog!

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful-Prettyman I just love the way he sayz that!

Gimmesomehorns said:

Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating
I know P is over-sexed, but this is so out of place, a police-radio voice suddenly saying this!

"All the sisters like it when you lick 'em on the knees"

such a random line

toejam said:

"All the sisters like it when you lick 'em on the knees"

such a random line

Can you introduce the carpet to something other than your knees...I did think that was hilarious.

"Built like she was
She had the nerve 2 ask me
If I planned 2 do her any harm"

Benjamin Sisko: "Let's hear some chatter!" Worf: "Death to the opposition!"Star Trek: DS9 - “Take Me Out to the Holosuite” Episode7x04 21 October 1998

----{-(@ B1130: “I am WORF!” @)-}----

"the way you play with it... I think you desire me" from Girl.

Close your eyes
Im gonna cover your ass with this sheet
And I want u 2 pump your hips like u used 2
And, baby, u better stay on the beat

I got a gold tooth, it cost more than yo house
I got a diamond ring on each finger, each one the size of a mouse

For someone who can't stand them TV Dinners
You sure do eat enough of them mother fuckers

What's he do for a living
Manage Rockstars? Who? Prince?
You mean that skinny mother fucker with the high voice?

Anxiety said:

sexxydancer said:

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful-Prettyman I just love the way he sayz that!

Anxiety said:

"Hi-Yo Silver, it's the Bone Ranger!!!"

x 1,000,000

"If U understand my colour, put your hand in your crotch"

Anxiety said:

~ "ITS GON RAIN ON YO HEAD!!" PRINCEY: point me in the right direction 2 make my connection 2 your purple perfection & get my musical infection!"