I was posting on one of Davideye's Threads and I was thinking about the real ugly people in the music biz, now I'm not the finest man in the world, but Damn!! I think I look good enough to not have to sneak up on a glass of water. Here's a list of bands and or artist who needs a face lift. Please add your list as well.

Tears for Fears, you have to admit, those mafuckas was tore up from the floor up! Those big ass jaws! Whew!!!

Rick James, I think the drugs messed him up, you should see him now, he's huge!!

Devo, those white boys was funky, and so where they're mugs.

Belinda Carlisle, heaven is not a place for a face like that, she looks a VW Beetle.

The Rolling Stones, need I say anymore on that one?

Tracy Chapman, I got a fast car, and I'm speeding away from that face!!

Roy Clark, somebody beat that man with an ugly stick!

Bob Dylan, you ever notice how two ugly people can produce a good looking kid? Jacob is a good looking man,(no, I'm not a homosexual, but I play one on TV)

T.C. Ellis, this so called "rapper" is a cock eyed, no talent beast. One night I saw him at White Castle on Lake and 34th ave in Mpls, and the cashier battled him in rapping, and T.C. got his ass tore up! True, very true.


Bobby Brown, the King of R&B, and that "gumby" hair cut never worked, just plain ugly.

Oasis, Ugly, point blank.

BrownMark, those lips alone can blow out the olympic flame.

Brittney Spear, thats an ugly-ass white girl for real, you could stick her face in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!!!!


....I'm sure the org can add to this one.


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[This message was edited Tue Apr 23 9:11:09 PDT 2002 by billysparxxx]

Supergrass, awfully ugly, but their music is GRAND!

billysparxxx said:

Backstreet Boys
N-Sync
98 Degrees
New Kids on the Block
Menudo
The Partridge Family

Now, Brittney Spears, on the other hand... I wouldn't mind making cookies with her at all.

Ooh,this is gonna be a fun thread...lol...here's my list:


***Courtney Love---Everytime I see her,she looks like she has been up all night getting drunk,high,and laid....lol...

***Mick Jagger---I'm a huge Stones fan,so it pains me to say this,but....he and his bandmates need to give it up!! Their faces look like rubber!

***Lil Kim---She thinks she's all that,with those blue contacts and blonde wig.The truth is,she looks like a smaller version of RuPaul...lol...

I'll think of a few more,gimme some time...lol...

frank zappa & the Mothers of Invention!

The strokes
everyone on the Cash Money records
courtney love
M. Manson
Keith richards
slipknot
buck cherry
..


mmmm bbl lol

***P.Diddy---I'm curious,are there any ladies on this site who actually think he's handsome??

DavidEye said:

You can add to that the other 3 in the video for 'lady Marmalade' !! What the hell were they thinking ?

Lets face it, Prince isn't exactly Brad Pitt ! Flame On !!
[This message was edited Tue Apr 23 6:20:52 PDT 2002 by james]

as much as i am a fan of both of these bands, these are the two bands with the least amount of sex appeal ever:


1. the traveling willburys (bob dylan, tom petty, jeff lynne, george harrison, & roy orbison)


2. the highwaymen (willie nelson, waylon jennings, kris kristofferson, & johnny cash)

P.J Harvey
The Pogues (Kings of all ugly bands!)

Where is Michael Jackson? He looks like a Halloween mask now. Scary.

Yes, Michael Jackson, he must be the ugliest man alive !

james said:

Oh,yeah,I forgot those girls in "Lady Marmalade"....


***Christina Aguilera---Unlike Britney,this girl can actually sing.But,when is she gonna gain a little weight and learn how to dress? She looks like an anorexic hooker.

***Pink---Not attractive in any way,shape or form.She looks like a reject from an 80s New Wave band.

Shane McGowan of the Pogues, now that's what I call Buck tooth. They should put him on advertisements encouraging children that braces r cool....and facelifts

I think PJ Harvey can be quite hot actually. My vote goes to Alicia Keys. I don't know why but everything about her bugs me. Her awkward smile, her nasty braids, the ugly faces she makes. Yuck! I'm probably the only one that thinks this but oh well. The Runaways were some gutter rat bitches but that takes on it's own appeal too.
[This message was edited Tue Apr 23 7:09:42 PDT 2002 by TRON]

Tom Petty is ugly but that only makes him cooler. Same goes with The Strokes.

all the members of oasis are real ugly.

The Fixx (tall, lanky and ugly)

A Flock Of Seagulls (they wuz all ugly)

Bob Dylan (got ugly as he got older, he was a goodlooking guy back in the 60's...kinda like Jacob is now.)

John Denver (Oh God!!!)

Buck Owens (speaking of Roy Clark)

Dwight Yoakam (one ugly MoFo, but great music)

Lyle Lovitt (goddamn!!)

R.Kelly (brother can write, but he ugly!)

Dez Dickerson (Modernairily Ugly)

Missy Elliot (the real scary spice)

Biz Markie (can't sing, and one Ugly MotherFucker!)

I know there's more...I'm gonaa have 2 check back on this thread.

billysparxxx said:

U crack any mirrors (or scales) lately Billy?

...ever notice how much courtney love looks like that youngest daughter from 'family ties?'...hehe..

Hey, I think Missy's really pretty! I'm sure I'm alone on this too...

RADIOHEAD's Thom Yorke is ugly.
Radiohead are genius, though.

Axel Rose without a doubt.
Bob Dylan
Motley Crue
Michael Jackson

What?
The only bands I can think of are the NPG, the Revolution and Morris Day and the Time... oh, then the Beatles.
I'm confused

not the most kind topic in the world, however i think m.manson, ozzy o., tesla, (sorry guys! i know we are friends, but...)

hehehe....oh shame on me, for posting on this topic...

Gee. How do all you guys know so much about music?

Christopher said:

How can u say Slipknot are ugly? When u haven't even seen them without their masks?

M. Manson is hot!

Sam

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kimrachell said:

Why are you so full of hostility, hate and judgement? Can't we all just love one another?
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Marilyn Manson, with that glass eye thing, he covered Tainted love by Marc Almond who also looked like the reflection in the back of a spoon, which leads to cher who is a combo of the two..

Ugly Bands..... :


* Magazine (look them up guys, they done a cover of thank u falletinme be mice elf again and it rules )
* X-Ray spex
* Savage Garden
* Micheal Jackson / Dianna Ross
* Oasis
* Blur