These were posted on Togerland.com and I found them quite amusing. The org seems to have some creative folks so I figure we can help Janet write her next album.

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Secret Cave (Interlude)

I'll let you in my secret place,
my sacred cave - find my hidden jem,
You can be my tomb raider,
As the tension grows,
It gets tighter,
As my waist grows,
So do my thighs,

In my secret cave,
I'll take you there,
Dig deep inside,
It's a rare treat,
In my secret cave,
Fuck my pussy,
In my secret cave,
Nuggets of joy,
Repeat 2x

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"Filthy Whore"

On your knees
On the floor
Got me crazy
I beg for more
Hottin' up
Dirty talk
Then you call me
Your filthy whore

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"Fruit" (Interlude)

Mmm... my titties r like melons... (JD: yeh!)
N my clitty taste like strawberry... (JD: yeh!)
My ass is like a landscape... (JD: hell yeh!)
4 u 2 discover!
Ur dinga-dinga-dong is like a banana.... (oooh!)
A small one! (nu-uh!)
*beep sounds*
*the interlude leads into What Have Your Lovetool Done For Me Lately*

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"4skin"

SPOKEN: Sometimes, Jermaine just won't do. He's big, but baby boy ain't got no [pause] [fake laugh] [pause] foreskin... So what's a girl to do, right? [laughter of female dancers half Janet's age who act like they get her ramblings] Well, this girl has lots of special friends... and those special friends have special things... Uhhhhh... [flicking noise] Oooooowwww... [squirting noise] Aaaaaahhhh...

You're sittin' there
Wit' cho' pants down
Got a big big dick
But act like a clown
While my baby's gone
I'mma have some fun
Officer arrest me!
With your big hard gun!

Oohh, let me work it up and down
Let's just play and fool around
While my baby's outta town
I wanna chew on your foreskin
Foreskin...
Foreskin...
Foreskin...

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Hole (Interlude)

Mmmm...
Mmm..

OUCH!

*slaps*

You put it in the wrong hole!



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Choke me, Spank me

*moan*
*SLAP*
and the beat goes....
*moan*
*SLAP*

Spank me daddy
spank me hard
spank me like a porno star

Use your hand
use your belt
spank me so hard I get a welt

*moan*
*SLAP*
and the beat goes.....
*moan*
*SLAP*

Take that belt and tie me up
choke me hard while we fuck
i like it rough and i think you know
keep it strong
don't mess up the flow
treat me like a 2 dolla ho
turn on the camcorder
time to make a show

chorus:
choke me
spank me
give it to me daddy
all this rough shit keeps me happy
make it feel real good
SLAP ME

I wanna fell your hands around my throat
chokin me like some indo smoke
life is hectic
life is tough
rough sex is the only way I know how to fuck

you wanna trade places?
are you sure?
rough sex may be too much for you to endure
you feel this whip handle on your neck?
shut the fuck up
show mama respect
it's my turn now
*moan*
and i'm on top
*moan*
I think I just felt your blood pressure drop
*moan*

(CHORUS 2 TIMES)
*the beat stops*
DID U JUST CUM?
FUCK YOU!
I'M NOT DONE YET!

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My vagina is wetter than the rainforest
Why don't you fuck me at the florist?
All I need is your guiding hand
Then we go down to Candyland

Take a dip and bob for my apples
Shake me like a baby rattle
I want a taste of your lollipop
If your under 18 just don't tell the cops.

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"Record Deal"

I got dropped by Virgin
My forum said they were racizt hatas
But dat don't matta to me
As I ain't no virgin

EDIT!
*giggles*

So I get down on my knees
To get a record deal
I will get down on my knees
To score a record deal

Ooh, Rachel Stevens in a threesome
Lickin' pussy is awesome
Getting gangbanged is good
I love to feel their wood!

*repeat chorus until end*

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

[slow midtempo beat]
[moaning] ooooohhhhh!!!! ooooohhhhh!!!! ooooohhhh!!!! ooooohhh!
[typical whispery style] I am waiting... for you to come inside... and harvest a seed inside my spiritual plane
It is juicy, and it is wet as well, and I don't even wanna know your name
You're a visitor at a museum, and dammit baby, I'm the art
When you're finished, you'll be happy that you took part

[chorus] All you have to do is just look around and give your body to me and do it doggystyle
I just had coffee so I can guarentee that I will be so... damn... clean
but I'll still make you a dirty dog

[verse ii]You get naked, and I see a tattoo right down there ::giggles::
Or is it herpes? either way I don't care
I'm just so filthy, I bathe naked in the sun
Once you have me, you'll be satisfied with no other one

[chorus] All you have to do is just look around and give your body to me and do it doggystyle
I just had coffee so I can guarentee that I will be so... damn... clean
but I'll still make you a dirty dog

[breaking tempo and talks] wait a minute guys, this is just too slow... EDIT!!!

...rain pouring...

uuuhhhh baby...
let's me cover u with kisses...yeah...
baby...my baby
your love rod is so stiff...
Shame that there are so many childrenm straving in the world and so musch injustice! It's time to make a change
OOHHHH...baby...
moist....I'm all moist my baby

....rain stops pouring...Chin Love intro begins

Dial Up Internet connection loading up...

janet softly moans:ohhhh dont stop.....


thats all i got!

"The 20 YO Manifesto"

I used to be in "Control",
Now I'm run by a troll,
Nevermind that he's worse than FEMA,
At least he gives a great coffee enema.

"Wet" (spoken interlude)

Listen to the pouring rain
right outside the window
I wanna be wet just like the leaves
on the tree outside the window

Give me your candy rain
spray it all over my body
please don't hold back,Jermaine
I want you all over my body

(sounds of thunder)

Wet love is the best
go ahead,make a mess

SoulAlive said:

ew! i can see this playing out


i wish this was a real song tho

Christopher said:

You would listen to crap like that?

"Sweet Sexsation" (her new single)

I'm yours tonight,if you can handle me
I'm drippping with desire
come and play with my hot fire
Are you afraid of getting burned?
(laughs) sweetie,you got alot to learn
I offer you my chocolate body
a river so deep,you'll probably drown
but it's cool cause it's only sex
relax...and maybe I'll go down

(chorus)
sweet sexation,a freaky celebration
of lust and sin,let the games begin!

Sweet sexsation,throbbing anticipation
I know you want me,so go ahead and fuck me!

Christopher said:

that's all she's got when she goes into the studio

germain just tags on a few "sosodefs" and half the
album is ready to go.

IstenSzek said:

It's Jermaine!!!!! DUUUPRI!

Stupid Interlude
how stupid of me
to think i could recylce the same ablum again

A thread full of Madge stanleys.

this thread makes me feel so...dirty lol

VoicesCarry said:

VC i've bought every Janet Jackson cd Janet Jackson-20YO, been to every tour RN1814-A4U, and own every video she's ever put out. If i wanna make fun of her i can, i've made the girl rich enough.

if i remember correctly you haven't even seen her live.

At least SoulAlive remembered to include a giggle.

CinisterCee said:

i'm doing a serious interlude like at the end of Velvet Rope

ehuffnsd said:

As if I give a shit.

I repeat: a thread full of Madge stanleys

VoicesCarry said:

i know because in Diva Wars you can only have one diva no one gets to be Switzerland and claim to like all the divas, except Mariah.

ehuffnsd said:

While we're at it we need the following threads:

1. Make up your own U2 lyrics about trandsendence.
2. Make up your own Madge lyrics about the perils of fame or your relationship with your parents.
3. Make up your own Mariah lyrics about Diane Warren.

VoicesCarry said:

i'll help with the Mdge stuff you are on your own when it comes to U2 and Mariah

carlcranshaw said:

You forgot that Madonna is the one who writes poems in rhyming couplets.

VoicesCarry said:

Take a bloody joke. You always dish shit at mostly any pop star aside from the sacred Janet.

jayaredee said:

Are you okay? I was taking the joke. Hence the

*BBBBBFFFFFTTTT "excuse me"* the sound of a fart
*the sound of Justin Timberlake being kicked*

mynameisnotsusan said:

(sound of a top being torn)

"Is that the end?"

jayaredee said:

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