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Prince to perform at "Golden Showers & Golden Grahams Ceremony" .
. i just got the following email from the NPGMC...  ... looks like there will be a year 3 after all...  ...
--- High Prince will b performing at the General Mills First Annual "Golden Shower & Golden Grahams Ceremony," in which orger BattierBeMyDaddy will piss on orger EllisDee as he eats a bowl of Golden Grahams cereal with soy milk. The event will b webcast via www.npgmusicclub.com. Directly following the per4mance and the pissing, Prince will open up the vault for 2 hours and will allow each fam who purchases the webcast 2 download a maximum of 5 tracks. The cost 4 this event is only $100 and will make up the membership of NPGMC Year 3. PEACE, NPG Music Club http://www.NpgMusicClub.com/ --- this is gonna be the best year yet...   Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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SuperC said: aren't you just exploding with excitement... i can't wait... first, i'm gonna get pissed on, and then i get to download tracks from the vault... does life get any better than this... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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 oh shit the title alone gets 5 stars | |
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I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
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AaronFantastic said: oh shit the title alone gets 5 stars i think this could be the thing that gets prince back in the headlines... golden showers and golden grahams could lead to gold records for him...  ...
this is gonna be big... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: this is gonna be big...
You have no idea, my dear... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... You might want to bring conditioner. -------
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... Your avatar really fits you :LOL: | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... You might want to bring conditioner. yeah... i don't know how harsh piss is on the hair... with the proper conditioner, i could give my hair a wonderfully lucious shine... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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SuperC said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... Your avatar really fits you :LOL: ... :LOL:...
i might get teller to make it yellow after this... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: yeah... i don't know how harsh piss is on the hair... with the proper conditioner, i could give my hair a wonderfully lucious shine...
I'll make sure to bring you ThermaSilk, too. -------
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EllisDee said: .
Prince will open up the vault for 2 hours and will allow each fam who purchases the webcast 2 download a maximum of 5 tracks. Maybe if we all work together we can get the whole remnants of the vault, buahaha! Personally . I think we are all Boring with No Lives cause all we do is talk about Prince,Criticize and Gossip. I need a Horny Man is what I Need and probably so do most of yas. We are Sexually Frustrated what we R... Amen..!!! - zelaire | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: yeah... i don't know how harsh piss is on the hair... with the proper conditioner, i could give my hair a wonderfully lucious shine...
I'll make sure to bring you ThermaSilk, too. ooh... if this works, we might be able to get a deal doing commercials for them... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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WatchThemFall said: EllisDee said: .
Prince will open up the vault for 2 hours and will allow each fam who purchases the webcast 2 download a maximum of 5 tracks. Maybe if we all work together we can get the whole remnants of the vault, buahaha!  ... you have a good point, my friend... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: yeah... i don't know how harsh piss is on the hair... with the proper conditioner, i could give my hair a wonderfully lucious shine...
I'll make sure to bring you ThermaSilk, too. ooh... if this works, we might be able to get a deal doing commercials for them... Wow! Yes! I can see it now... In one of those really shiny bathrooms that a regular person would be scared to piss in... You lying down in the bathtub, filled with bubbles... and me standing over you, urinating on your head, rinsing the shampoo out.. Then you can get out, and I can rub thermasilk gel on your head, and we can dry your hair, thus, showing how well conditioned and beautiful your hair is! Piss and thermasilk! A great treatment! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: yeah... i don't know how harsh piss is on the hair... with the proper conditioner, i could give my hair a wonderfully lucious shine...
I'll make sure to bring you ThermaSilk, too. ooh... if this works, we might be able to get a deal doing commercials for them... Wow! Yes! I can see it now... In one of those really shiny bathrooms that a regular person would be scared to piss in... You lying down in the bathtub, filled with bubbles... and me standing over you, urinating on your head, rinsing the shampoo out.. Then you can get out, and I can rub thermasilk gel on your head, and we can dry your hair, thus, showing how well conditioned and beautiful your hair is! Piss and thermasilk! A great treatment! yes... while the techno remix of "most beautiful girl" is playing in the background... and after my hair is dryed, i can shake my head back and forth in slow motion, while my luxurious curls bounce and fall around my shoulders... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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fuck yeah! im there dude!  | |
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Tom said: fuck yeah! im there dude!
you'll even get a nifty little laminate... and i hear that prince is thinking about releasing his performance as another live cd using the sounds of the golden shower as segues between the songs... :LOL: Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: Tom said: fuck yeah! im there dude!
you'll even get a nifty little laminate... and i hear that prince is thinking about releasing his performance as another live cd using the sounds of the golden shower as segues between the songs... :LOL: Now, now... I didn't give him permission to use the sound of my urine splashing on your head! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: Tom said: fuck yeah! im there dude!
you'll even get a nifty little laminate... and i hear that prince is thinking about releasing his performance as another live cd using the sounds of the golden shower as segues between the songs... :LOL: Now, now... I didn't give him permission to use the sound of my urine splashing on your head! give him permission to sample, so that we can get some royalties... but please, don't give him the master, or i'll have to write slave on your face in poo... :LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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i think it's funny that they've just now added the "something big is coming" thing to the homepage, when i informed people of this several days ago...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Well, if this were the case, it might not be so bad! Everybody just choose 5 different songs and then we'll all combine and have over 100 different vault songs. That would kick ass! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... You might want to bring conditioner. Might as well bring your toothbrush too!!! No sense in having beautiful hair and yukky teeth!!! ...thought ya knew!!...  life Sexy u all | |
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Aannastesia said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I will be drinking all the water I can get in my body. I will not piss for 48 hours. I'm saving it all for this event so that I can piss all over EllisDee and make all of Prince's fam's really, really happy.
it's really gonna be like a shower to... i'm going to shampoo my hair, lather, rinse with BBMD's piss, and repeat... You might want to bring conditioner. Might as well bring your toothbrush too!!! No sense in having beautiful hair and yukky teeth!!! ...thought ya knew!!...  ...
drinking piss is where i draw the line...  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Golden Showers and Golden Grahams..together at last "Climb in my fur." | |
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Just eat lots of asparagus so that your pee really stinks. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Just eat lots of asparagus so that your pee really stinks.
harsh...  | |
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rdhull said: Golden Showers and Golden Grahams..together at last
imagine the commercial 4 that shit... | |
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