Why have I come to this conclusion? This may cause quite a few headaches, but here I go anyway.

I am a Libra. My moon is in Gemini and my ascendant in Scorpio. Already there are some seriously conflicting things - as a Scorpio I'm supposed to be rather grounded and sure of what I want - Gemini and Libra are indecisive signs. Ok, so astrology would explain that away. But I just can't. So moving on, I also have some Capricorn on my chart, as well as I think Aquarius, Leo, and more of the Scorpio, Gemini, and Libra. My chart still makes no sense.

My astrological profile, written by me:
You are an indecisive person. You know exactly what you want, when you want it. People are drawn to you, but they really want to stay away from you because you scare them with your conflicting signs on your chart. You should have a very small frame. But over here in this sign it says you should be rather large-boned. People with this sign in this area usually have dark hair. But this other sign over here indicates it should be light.

I still haven't explained why everyone is a Gemini. Well, we're not really all Geminis, but our average sign is Gemini. Because, as in math, you should be able to average out your signs. And the only person I know who has almost their whole chart in one sign is my best friend, who has a whole lot of Scorpio and I think like one thing outside of Scorpio. But anyway, I stray from the original topic...not that you all mind. Geminis have two, five, seven, or seventy seven personalities. This is why all of us - every single one of us, I tell you - has an average sign of Gemini. I suppose we could replace Pluto with "Average Sign" now.

Now if that made any sense...please let me know.

there are many facets to every person and their personality. but to call us all Geminis!!!! there's a difference between having different moods and being schizophrenic!! that's just pure evil.









geminis.

CHIC0 said:

You better watch it, Mr!






eh, as for the whole of it I think astrology's a bunch of hooey. Sure its fun. But true? nah.

I'm a Libra and have run into the exact same problem understanding the astrology behind it.

I know that Geminis are supposedly a good match for us, Protege.

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah it's fun but I don't believe a word of it. It pretty much applies to everyone at some point. That's why I made this thread - because I don't believe it. I was thinking about it though, and we all pretty much equate to a Gemini.

CarrieMpls said:

do i get a spanking now??

CinisterCee said:

Yeah I read that too

CHIC0 said:

Would you like one?

CarrieMpls said:

AH HA!!!!! Ii rest my case. you went from threatening me one second to wanting to violate me for your own selfish pleasure the next! you jut proved my point! Gemini = schizo!!!






now about that spanking

CHIC0 said:

You're just trying to provoke me!








It worked.

Protege said:

of course I'm so indecisive I can't choose which Gemini I want.

I get tired of Gemini's getting a bad wrap..

CinisterCee said:

I have this problem - I'm supposed to be extremely indecisive. So, like, since I have my Mars in Gemini - which is where my passion is - I'm supposed to be like "I'm gonna KILL YOU" when I'm mad, and then the next day be like "Oh I'm sorry I said I was gonna kill you." And then the day after that be like "I think I wanna kill you again, OK?"

I don't know. It doesn'tmake sense. I really couldn't live a day according to astrology because I'm supposed to be so indecisive. Should I breathe in or out? Should I breathe at all? Should I eat dinner? Do I want dinner? What do I want for dinner? Do I really want that for dinner? I wonder if I should go to sleep. For how long? Should I set my alarm clock? Am I going to die? I think I'm going to die. No, maybe I won't die. I should really drink water. I don't know if I want to though. But maybe I do.

Agh! This is why I don't believe in astrology.

shanti0608 said:

I like Geminis, I just make fun of everything, including me. It's nothing personal.

Protege said:

Those are some of my actual thought processes.

CinisterCee said:

Mine are more like: Am I going to wear this shirt today? Is this a sensible thing to wear today? Is it white? If it's white, am I eating Italian food today? Am I going to spill things today? What am I eating for breakfast? Maybe I could eat breakfast before I get dressed. And change before dinner? No, that doesn't make sense. Maybe I'll wear red. Nothing shows up on red. Except coffee. Maybe I'll spill coffee today. Should I wear black? No, then everything white will show up. Why can't I make up my mind?

And this is like, the first two minutes I'm awake. Just kidding...or maybe I'm not.

Protege said:

Protege said:

Me too! "Am I going to splatter spaghetti if I choose this white outfit today?" I hope someone else outside of Libras can relate to this obsessive indecision.

Should I put my clothes in the laundry right now? What if I want to put these socks that I'm wearing into the laundry? Then I'll have bare feet. Those feet might need a wash. Well, what if I want to shower, I can't do that while the washer is filling with water. I better go shower now, then put in my clothes. But I wanted to wear what I was going to put in the laundry.

Protege said:

Hey, you're my boyfriend. He's got the same sun, moon, and rising sign. You are a catch!

CinisterCee said:

damn this sounds like me

CinisterCee said:

o.c.d.

CHIC0 said:

forreal? eventually I just have to tell myself "choose something!!"