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Printablesinisterpentatonic said: Number23 said: A customer from Edgewater Park, NJ I dont feel the need to have sex anymore since I bought this. My girlfriend left me and I dont care. I dont have to pay for my masturbation sleeve's car! A customer from Ontario This is the first masturbator I've used (other than my fist!). The bottom line is it works well. Not only does it produce a major climax with a lot of output, but I can get a lot of pleasure out of it before shooting. For instance by rotating the sleeve around my shaft instead the usual up and down fisting I can get some wild sensations. Only downside is that when used with a lot of lubricant (which is needed to protect my foreskin join when pulling it on) it makes a very un-erotic slurping noise when I fist. Other benefits are that it is lightweight for travelling, and is a discrete color and appearance so it can be left in the shower or on a night table in a hotel. Also if the sleeve is over my head when I shoot it catches my cum, so no more snail trails on the sheets, and it can simply be washed inside out and left in the shower to dry. (I use a lubricant but no condoms with it). Recommended! 
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talked back like a lady might do And she looks like she loves it every time I get through And her name is P-I-N-K-Y P-I-N no lie K-Y me-oh-my She's 69 - 95, give her a try P-I-N-K-Y P-I-N I cry K-Y don't be shy 69 - 95 boy, give her a try Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place Throw a little switch on her battery pack You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back And her name is P-I-N-K-Y P-I-N I cry K-Y don't be shy 69 - 95 boy, give her a try I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talked back like a lady might do And she looks like she loves it every time I get through Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place Throw a little switch on her battery pack You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back 
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DreZone said: That's gonna be real thick and creamy when that's released!
'dre EWWWWW!  | |
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applekisses said: DreZone said: That's gonna be real thick and creamy when that's released!
'dre EWWWWW! Can I duct tape him to the wall? C'mon-lemme do it. I need a fix! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: sexinthesummer said: so was it thick and creamy??
It was normal.  awesome...  | |
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sexinthesummer said: ReturnOfDOOK said: It was normal. awesome... It was totally awesome. I think I might go for round 2 tonight. | |
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too much info..... | |
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emm said: Anyone care to get this for me for valentine's day? [Edited 2/11/05 16:30pm] | |
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I don't think I wanna be in the paw power posse anymore after this | |
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bluesbaby said: I don't think I wanna be in the paw power posse anymore after this
It's okay, I'm better now.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I've been really busy, I was in Vegas over the weekend, I was sick the last couple of days....all of that amounts to about two weeks of me not playing with myself. And, I don't have a girlfriend to take care of my needs...isn't that weird. Am I becoming asexual? I sure hope not.
[Edited 2/11/05 10:36am] I just love when people substitue the word asexual for dryspell.  you went to vegas and didn't get layed? What's wrong with you? I guess being a conservative right winger puts you in a different frame of mind and lifestyle. All of this is said with love 
To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I've been really busy, I was in Vegas over the weekend, I was sick the last couple of days....all of that amounts to about two weeks of me not playing with myself. And, I don't have a girlfriend to take care of my needs...isn't that weird. Am I becoming asexual? I sure hope not.
[Edited 2/11/05 10:36am] I just love when people substitue the word asexual for dryspell. you went to vegas and didn't get layed? What's wrong with you? I guess being a conservative right winger puts you in a different frame of mind and lifestyle. All of this is said with love
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when a woman does it is it called spanking?  cuz i wanna spank it  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: bluesbaby said: I don't think I wanna be in the paw power posse anymore after this
It's okay, I'm better now. R you sure, dooks? | |
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Heavenly said: emm said: Anyone care to get this for me for valentine's day?
Anybody? | |
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