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My Mom wanted me to be straight SO BAD that she... told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself!  I've never heard of a mother doing that. Brothers, uncles and fathers, yes, but not moms.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! 4jamiestarr | |
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4jamiestarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! GOTTA SAY IT... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME ??? :OMG: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: 4jamiestarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! GOTTA SAY IT... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME ??? :OMG: I'm not kidding. This really happened. It was a serious conversation, well actually I really didn't say a thing, I just listened in horror and disbelief that my mom was actually having this conversation with me 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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justkelley said: 4jamiestarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! GOTTA SAY IT... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME ??? :OMG: I'd be a Grade A fuckin student, man. I'd have got to Harvard. | |
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No wonder you've been having all those, um, "interesting" dreams...:O | |
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I was told (I'm not sure if this is true) that a tribe in Africa have a ritual where the young males before they can become adults need to drink the wisdom and knoledge from the elders of the tribe. And the only way to drink it was from the tap (so to speak). NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: justkelley said: 4jamiestarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! GOTTA SAY IT... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME ??? :OMG: I'm not kidding. This really happened. It was a serious conversation, well actually I really didn't say a thing, I just listened in horror and disbelief that my mom was actually having this conversation with me well let me just tell ya...i have a vagina... and dick is way more fun 
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Byron said: No wonder you've been having all those, um, "interesting" dreams...:O
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Number23 said: justkelley said: 4jamiestarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! well there is alot of truth 2 what Ur mother said. I read once that some mothers in japan perform fellatio on their male children 4 doing GREAT in school. so, just B glad U were not living in japan. but maybe U were'nt a GREAT student. LOVE U MAN!! PEACE N B WiLD!!! GOTTA SAY IT... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME ??? :OMG: I'd be a Grade A fuckin student, man. I'd have got to Harvard. so your mother can suck your dick ???  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: well let me just tell ya...i have a vagina...
and dick is way more fun
Viaginas are tons of fun (I just often need a manual) NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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I mean I'm sure it does feel great but I'd be just as excited if I stuck my dick in a pumpkin 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I mean I'm sure it does feel great but I'd be just as excited if I stuck my dick in a pumpkin
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If U don't mind me asking, did it effect your relationship with your mum after that or was it all swept under the carpet? [This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:05:29 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: If U don't mind me asking, did it effect your relationship with your mum after that or was it all swept under the carpet?
[This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:05:29 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] We have always had a great relationship. It was one of those things where I knew she was only trying to help so to speak. We never had that conversation again. Now she knows for sure I'm gay, at that time I wasn't out but it was obvious. My mom was only trying to cut me off at the pass I guess. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! Your moms is fucked in da head..no wonder u have those dreams etc...she should be reporterd to DPS but you're grown now etc. "Climb in my fur." | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: CAMILLE4U said: If U don't mind me asking, did it effect your relationship with your mum after that or was it all swept under the carpet?
[This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:05:29 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] We have always had a great relationship. It was one of those things where I knew she was only trying to help so to speak. We never had that conversation again. Now she knows for sure I'm gay, at that time I wasn't out but it was obvious. My mom was only trying to cut me off at the pass I guess. I have a mate whos openly gay but his parents can only suspect. He says it's a problem. He told me that his mum would point at men on TV that she thought were atractive and then asked him for his opinion to see what he'd say. He's only 16, poor kid. I think he should just tell his folks and get it over and done with. But I guess it's easier said than done. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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rdhull said: Your moms is fucked in da head..no wonder u have those dreams etc...she should be reporterd to DPS but you're grown now etc.
That might be a little harsh. I think what it comes down to was that she was trying to tackle a sensitive subject and she didn't pull it off too well. Am I right in presuming that? [This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:15:48 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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rdhull said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! Your moms is fucked in da head..no wonder u have those dreams etc...she should be reporterd to DPS but you're grown now etc. Nah. It wasn't anything even remotely close to bordering on molestation or sexual deviancy or whatever you are thinking. I was 16 almost 17. Most kids are having sex for a few years already at that point. I was nearly an adult and my mom spoke matter of fact, she wasn't excited as she told me that story. I felt bad cuz I know that it was a something close to a last ditch effort to keep me from being gay. It made her desperate to have to resort to such a thing... 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Weird... | |
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Perhaps in her own subtle way she was trying to let you know, that she knew..
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Oh, ick.
Hell, my mom just threatened to put me in a juvenille facility for boys. As if THAT would have solved anything.  | |
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Anxiety said: Oh, ick.
Hell, my mom just threatened to put me in a juvenille facility for boys. As if THAT would have solved anything. "Climb in my fur." | |
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When I was young, my parents were convinced that Prince was an indication that I was turning gay.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: When I was young, my parents were convinced that Prince was an indication that I was turning gay.
good thing they didn't find out about the later dick ridin "Climb in my fur." | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: told me about how good a vagina felt when I was 16. She told me about the natural function of it and how it would lubricate itself and how it fit perfectly around a penis. She told me how soft it was inside. I know she didn't have these conversations with my straight brothers!!
She wanted me not to be gay so bad that she was actually trying to tempt me into straight sex! The only thing that would have been worse would have been if she offered to show me herself! shit! my MoM scared me in2 not having sex & on my 21st BirthDay with her not being in my ear anymore i FINALLy did something & it wasn't all it was cracked up 2 b either... that's a Trippy Story: SupaFunky Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
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