One day after Prince spent 14 hours rehearsing for the Superbowl, his band finally collapsed from exhaustion. Now he was looking for something to do. Flipping thru his desk drawers because he ran out of other drawers to flip because the twins went to bed(*ahem*), he discovered an old notebook.

"I was going to write a great story in this. Well no time like now." he thought as he began writing with his favorite pen.

He wrote....
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he wrote ....

{not sure if you want me to continue but .. }

Once when I was at the age of 21, I saw a girl .. and her name was ..

Negritaluvyu said:

Her name was Zannalee and to get her in the mood I'd give her some cherry wine...

I let her sip slowly on the wine, while my eyes were enticed by her body, she was beautiful. I sat down next to her across from my ebony wood table. her eyes gazed up at me and she spoke ...

"Ya got somethang to eat around here? Maybe some fruit cocktail, I ain't that hungry." She said in her street accented purr.

I responded by...

Prince "Words like 'fruit','cock' and 'tail' will not be heard here 2nite.Instead we're going 2 talk about..."

"sex baby, talk about you and me" lol sorry.
She smiled and I touched her ..

gently on the thigh as she let out a sound that ...

that was funkier than a sack-o-granddaddies!
Stunned (and grossed out) Prince then...

got up and told her nicely to get out. He then went on a search for a perfect woman she had to be ,,,

A peach with real tittys when they bounced and lips like.....

and lips full and beautiful . then when she kissed me i got excited and legs like ...

like, like a mountain road near the coast of California. Curvy,dangerous, and dug deep into solid rock covered by a soft underbush.

This is when Prince realized, that sexy has never left indeed, but he was computer blue. So he went to his computer and instead of what he usually do...

he decided to log onto e-harmony.com and find his perfect soul mate. he searched for days, then one day, he found her, she was perfect they decided to meet at ..

Jamba Juice.

Prince waited in the SUV hidden behind darken windows until he saw her. She was wearing...

a flowing lilac dress that skimmed over her hips and thighs, showing off her perfect figure. She has long, flowing curly hair and a smile straight from heaven. Prince felt his.....

wallet. He knew it soon would be empty. He slid out of the SUV and motioned his date. She smiled when she saw him half unbelieving it was true. She walked slowly to the vehicle, not wanting to attract attention. She kiss him on the cheek when she arrived and said...
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'Oh my God, I can't beleive it's really you!'. Prince smiled coyly 'Hop in baby, I'm gonna take you for a ride'.....'Were are we going?' she asked. Prince smiled and said.....

"were going down to alphabet street". She smiled excitedly, as she sat next to Prince, next thing he knows, her hand is...

...working a rubik's cube. She completes it and cradles it, eventually handing it to Prince, who turns it over in his hands.(man hands) He looks at her and says...

'well, well not just a pretty face'.....she smiles seductively 'No, I have many other talents for your information'. Prince smiled shyly, but inside he is busting with passion. All of a sudden.....

beautifullandb said:

Ronald Reagan bursts from the ground, beautiful without fault. Prince admires how good he looks for a man that had been dead. "Is it too late to talk to Russia!?" he asks Prince, desperately. Prince replies...

Then Ronald reagan goes away.
They continue there date.
They eat and dine, then they head home.
Then he asks, "Would you like to come in my abode ?" she says ..

miho9000 said:

I noticed that too but didn't wanna break the flow.....although I think Ronald Reagan did that a while back

beautifullandb said:

...wellp...shall we continue the story?

Negritaluvyu said:

she says...'HEll YEAH.....ahem I mean.....of course I shall accompany you to your abode, although I am a lady so don't expect me to just.....' her sentence was interupted by the touch of Prince's lips against hers. She.....