asked, "Hey you wanna dance"!

Prince then awoken from his crazy dream. "What the heck" he breathed out, and got up slowly ,he looked at the time, "Ive got A super bowl to rehearse for!" He said and got ready. He headed towards the door and got out to the rehearsing stage. He then saw Vanity. "Vanity, what are you doing here ?" Prince asked. "Prince, I`m sorry .. I ...

...became a new hot singing group called:
The 7 Mini Me's- seven clones of Prince.

The lyrics to their hot new single:

It's my birthday
Got my car fixed
It's my birthday
Fixed my bumper
New tail lights

Prince laughed and looked at Vanity. "I dont think so sweetheart" and walked away, "But Prince!" he heard Vanity call out .. he continued to walk away, he then noticed JT . JT ran up , "Prince, Im really sorry for the short joke, it was, not cool", Prince then smiled and sighed, and said ..

....don't make the doves cry, JT.

JT: What doves?

Prince: They're just around the corner.

JT walks around the corner and all he sees is Morris and Jerome throw some chick in a trash dumpster, but he does look down on the sidewalk and see nothin' but pigeon shit everywhere.

This city is nasty, he thinks to himself.....
JT goes back around the corner but Prince is gone. On the wall of the bldg. is painted graffiti that reads.....

...What the hell is goin on? Where do all theses random ppl keep comin from doin random things?!?!?!....

Suddenly a voice booms from the clouds:

JT, enter the circle and become a Grass Dancer! You must honor the drum.

JT gets a look on his face like this:

miho9000 said:

lol exactly, thats why i put "prince woke up from his dream"

Data:
Random is the key Captain. We must randomly fluctuate the harmonics in our phasers and photon torpedoes in order to penetrate the Borg's shields.

Captain Crunch Picard: Make it so.

Commander Riker: Lt. Worf, fire all phaser banks and a spread of photon torpedoes.

Guinan(rollin' her eyes): Yall ain't did shit!
She takes her big hoop hat off and throws it on the floor.
And I ain't about to get assimilated cause of yall's sorry incompetence. I hate the MF and he hates me, but call Q. He'll take me outa here back to the farm with Mister. I don't mind bein' Celie and gettin' my ass whooped one mo' time.....

Counsellor Deanna Troi: I'm sensing something Captain.....
She turns to Guinan-busts out laughin'

U SHO IS UGLY!!!!!

Negritaluvyu said:

"prince woke up from his dream....

and it was wet dream. he was so embarrassed he hasnt had one since 7th grade! he then logs onto the org and reads this thread and deletes his account. then realizes it was silly and opens another one.all the while someone is under his bed,its....

Christopher said:

FUNKSHA!!!!




in her hand she held two glow in the dark shoe strings and in the other, the do rag from this last performance, she had studded it with bling and had intended to...

let Prince bedazzle them with rhinestones as a keepsake.

"Prince make these pretty for me, then we can, we could... we could make a story of our own!"

Prince wiped the sleep from his eyes and reached into his bedside table. He had a deluxe bedazzler. He would of course, he likes studs and ornaments on his cuffs.

Prince chose two handfuls of jeweled studs and began working.

Twisting his face he said " After this, I'm going to try writing a story again about...

Glen Campbell because he was the original Rhinestone Cowboy.

But suddenly an image of Porter Wagner on the Grand Ol' Opry flashed in his mind.

Dolly Parton shoved Porter out of the way and said, I'm'a steel your magnolias Porter.....when it comes to Prince, this is MY town. It's time Prince picked up a banjo and whooped your's and Roy Clark's asses.

Dolly(chewin'and'a'poppin' some Double Mint Gum) says to Prince:

ENJOY YO' SELF!

Prince screams

Negritaluvyu said:

Aura appears with a look in her eye:
Baby, was that a performance scream? You know, like Owahhhhh! On stage that's ok but when a man screams at you like Morris, just whisper!

Prince whispers in Aura's ear. She's in the street.: Shhhh!!!!! He steps back onto the sidewalk.

Aura gets hit by a car and it throws her body onto Alphabet Street, two blocks away.

Prince runs to her and does the splits beside her lifeless body. After two minutes she gets up.....

OH MY GOD.....DAWN OF THE DEAD!

Aura attacks Prince, trying to bite him but he flees to his motorcycle and rides to.....

a drug rehab center, because he must be tripping if all of this is happening.

Prince to receptionist: Miss I need to check in immediately!

Receptionist: Let me check the register. (flips several pages) Sorry all our rooms are filled with actors, politicans, and a few beauty pageant winners.

Prince: Darn! I'll just have to do what I usually do then.

Prince gets back on his motorcycle and rides to his state of the art studio where he is greeted by...

...Huckleberry Hound.

He escorts Prince into the studio and HH goes into a vocal booth.
Prince starts recording, then he hears.....

Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin
Clementine
You were lost and gone forever and your shoes were number 9.


Prince gets an idea for a real funky bass line that just might work with it.

But first he summons The 7 Mini Me's clones. He scribles a few verses on a sheet of paper and the Mini Me's break it down into seven part harmony.

Prince takes out his cloud guitar, puts on a headset and sings....

There once was a girl named Clementine
she was just as crazy as she was fine
I kissed her once and lost my mine
Now a new a new....something I got to find

Prince: Needs work, funky guitar solo while I think.

Just then...
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...there's a banging on the door of the studio.

Prince answers the door.

Standing before him is Droopy.

Droopy: Hello, Folks!

Now Prince is in a dilemma. Should he diss Huckleberry Hound for Droopy?
Which dog would entertain him the most and provide the most humor?
Prince thinks to himself: Well, they could always do a duet.
He thinks of more lyrics:

Clementine, I wanna peel you like a lemon rind
A little tart, but sweet, I'll make U mine
Come B the fruit of my sign-

U can B my sugar soda pop; my Pepsi Free
I'll plant U in my garden citrus tree
Just give me somethin' 2 believe

IM CONFUSED!!

Prince turned to see his loyal fans in a state of confusion.
This confused Prince because his most loyal fans were in Minnesota.

To end the confusion, Prince explained the best he could to his fans saying....

"do U own your masters?"

Imago said:

Why yes, yes I do.

A disgruntled female fan hollers out: But if you own your masters then that makes them slaves and U the master! You're discriminating.

Prince his eyes. He has his security guards rap the lady in toilet paper and proceeds to scribble texts all over the toilet paper covering her body, sorta like hieroglyphics.

One particular text reads:

reads... "follow the white rabbit", which naturally didnt' help him much becuase he owned 12 white rabbits--some kept as pets, and others he kept to feed to his 10 foot long elbino riticulated python, Andre.


"My Leige", a very short female employee said, "the time has come..."
She was short with a skimpy outfit on, resembling an Oompa Loompa from Charlie's Chocolate factory, dressed up in an outfit that Catwoman might wear.

"For what?", Prince asked looking up at her...





skimy/skimpy edit
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My Leige: It's time for me to plant my flowers and fertilize them generously with elephant dung. Do you have an elephant? I have dozens and dozens and dozens of flowers. I need lots of dung.

Prince: Why don't you just plant a Lilac bush and then tomatoes and green peppers? We'll use Miracle Gro.

My Leige: OK!

Prince thinks to himself: That was easy.

So they plant seeds...and next thing ya know a rainbow tree springs from the ground! Prince climbs it for hours and hours into the clouds with his trusty high-heel cleets and finally reaches the top, where he sees....

....the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. And he's captured a lovely golden harp lady as his slave.

Nephilim Giant: Play for me!

She's forced to play for the hybrid.

She performs a paradise arpeggio then immediately goes into a melody that is divine.

Prince knows he must rescue her from the giant and decides to.....

Make some bean pies. Prince often wonders why the Jevoha Witnesses never tried selling bean pies, its a big revenue maker for the Nation of Islam. Prince was in 7th heaven at the site of the gigantic beans, ripe and ready for picking. One was enough to fill his arms. He cuddled his prize closely, smearing it with his foundation.

Prince: Now I need to make a crust and add some seasonings. I bet the giant has some in his castle. This is going to be the best bean pie ever!

Just then the giant spots Prince and says...

Fe Fi FO Fum I smell the blood of a Beautiful one.

Prince replied:

...Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!

Giant: Me no hate you. Me want to EAT you!

Prince lights a cinnamon candle he had stashed in his pocket and the aroma masks his scent.

He takes some cinnamon, allspice and nutmeg from the giant's stash and escapes with the golden harp lady to.....