mistermcgee said:

in the midst of her singing a car drives by not once but 3 times and by now whitney has smoked enuff blunts to be TOTALLY PARANOID! aww shit who is that!? damnit bobby if you sent secret service or aunt cee cee to spy on me.....1@!@#@#@" she hides behind a bush nearby. suddendly the car stops and whitney peaks out to see the window rolling down. its none other than MORRIS DAY AND JEROME! "well well well....if it isnt little miss bodyguard" says morris. "what are u doing behind that there bush sweetness?" whitney emarging from the bush like she was lost in the forest replys "just waitin on prince" Oh lawd scoffs morris in his pimpish tone.

"Jerome can u please give whitney this demo tape? i wanna go before princey gets hear alright?"

Jerome turns off UTCM he had playing on the dash dvd player and exits the car while whitney looks at him like "he betta not try anything" "good evening your crackishness...I MEAN your lovelyness....morris wants u to have this. its a demo for girl group hes puttin together and he think's you'd fit in perfect." whitney grabs the tape and morris and jerome quickly exit before prince arrives. she pulls out her walkman she got on sale at biglots and listens to the tape....just as she pops in the demo prince pulls up to the driveway...hey whitney what are you doing? did you steal my music i had in the vault is that what your listening to?!" whitney says hell naw cuz see...

whitney says hell naw cuz see...

I ain't no thief. I'm an honest ho'! I talked to Morris and Jerome. They want me to be a.....she starts singin:

Sex Shooter
Shootin Luv in yo' direction
I'm a Sex Shooter
Come and play with my affection

Prince: You didn't talk to them did you? Not Morris. He's my nemesis. He don't care about you. All he cares about is money. He'll just use you then throw you away.
Prince feels the urge to slap the taste out Whitney's mouth but he's much older now and more reserved than in his Purple Rain years.
And you've been smokin' weed....I can smell it.

Whitney: That ain't weed. I was smudging myself and saying my prayers with some california white sage in a quahog shell.

Prince: You may not be a thief but you sho' know how to lie. Let's go on in the house and talk. We'll have peanut butter and jelly. You got the bread?

Whitney: Yeah, but I ate the first 4 pieces. Everytime I smudge I get the munchies.

As they walk toward the house, a car drives by real fast, almost hitting Prince. Morris leans out the window and throws a firecracker; laughing, sounding like a chicken squawk.....She's mine, your royal shortness! She's mine. The car stops suddenly and Morris throws a pair of purple 4" stilletos out next to Prince.
Wear these....you might get somewhere when you join my girl group too.

The car races off, burnin' rubber.....

As Whitney helps Prince up he tells her: You know he wants you, Janet and Rosie to be his next girl group.

She replies: ... hell naw cuz see...

littlemissG said:

mistermcgee said:

"i wouldnt be able to concentrate with that fynne azz jerome around lawd! plus morris might get jealous.

not to mention janet and roise are still on my shitlist!" why? asks prince "cuz they tried to get me PUNK'D on MTV
but see i was quick and i beat ashton kutchers ass with my gucci bag! and i lost my pip...erm.. carkeys. so ever since then....its on!"

Wow.... says prince. "thats deep!" lets go inside and make french toast instead. whitney happy to hear the news busts out doing the cabbage patch and the running man "i cant wait im hungry!"

suddenly the doorbell rings.... "can u get that for me?" prince asks a pleasent whitney. "sure hold on" whitney moonwalks to the door and opens it to find GARY COLEMAN AT THE DOOR and hes MAD AS CAN BE! "IS PRINCE HERE?! CAN I TALK TO HIM?" "Lawd!" exclaims whitney "you alright gary? u look like you got your ass beat by chia pet! you want some french toast?"

a heated gary replied "no thanks whit just get prince for me "
Hey princeyyyyy...gary coleman at the door he wanna talk to you!"
prince drops the french toast on the floor stunned! suddenly prince grabs his car keys and he runs past the front door where whitney and gary are.....he jumps out the front room window on the side like he was a hollywood stunt man! "oh shit wtf!?" yells whitney! gary sees prince trying to escape out the side window "oh no ya dont shorty! " suddenly gary is chasing after prince on paisley park grounds....whitney is hanging out the window on her cell phone yelling to prince "RUN BITCH!" when....

Jeff Brigdes and Bobby Brown jump from behind a bush and tackle Prince. Prince fights furiously but it is no good, he's pinned.

Jeff "Got im!"

Bobby Brown " I'm the king of R&B you little pu...."

Whitney "Bobby B! Bobby B! Let him be! Don't make me go all cracky on you!!"

Prince yells....

....Owwwwaaahhhhh! Owwwaaahhhh! You ain't gotta pull a brother's doo or try to snatch his earring out! Owwwaaahhhh!

Prince, seeing a basketball on the ground next to him, jumps up and slams it into Bobby's face. He falls back, knocked out cold. The ball rebounds back into Prince's hands, he dribbles left, then right, then thru his legs, and he slams it into Jeff Bridges face. He too, falls backward, knocked out cold. Prince throws a piece of French Toast from his pocket on Bobby's chest. He pulls out a shaker of powdered sugar from his other pocket and sprinkles it on Bobby's face.
Prince: You and all that powdered sugar you and Whitney been snortin'....

Bobby, barely reviving, raises his head and says, Don't Be Cruel! then passes out again.

Prince turns him over and kicks him in his ass and shouts: IT'S MY PEROGATIVE, BITCH!
Bobby groans in his unconsciousness.....

Gary, runnin' up on the scene: Prince, I just wanna know why you burned down my grandmama's house?

Prince: I ain't burned down nothin'.

Gary: Aw, yeah ya did...in there tryin' to make pancakes on a griddle with frazzled wires.....

Prince: Man, I don't know nothin' 'bout yo' grandmama.

Gary: Well, she said you was makin' her pancakes and gonna be her stipper man.
He shows Prince a picture of his granny.....
Whatchoo gotta say, now, n*!#ga?

miho9000 said:

but just then prince wakes up from this bizzare yet strangly exciting dream. he goes into the kitchen for some tea with soy milk...then down to the studio and Francis L is waiting for him and asks




you got a girlfriend yet?

"Man the ink ain't dry on my divorce yet! Hey What's Ya doing In My House?!?!" Prince asked nearly spilling his tea.

"I came to give you this from a friend" Francis said, handling Prince a large vanilla envelope.

"Thanks. Say is this from Donnatella Versace?"

"No"

"Well anyway, I going to say to you what she always says to uninvited visitors: GET OUT!!"

Francis hot footed it out the rear door. Prince tore up the envelope to find...

...a picture of Janet Jackson's areola, 'bout ready to POP!

Scribbled on the reverse side was her handwriting and it read:

It's All 4 U, Love Janet

Prince flipped the photo back over and stared intently. He noticed planets and shit orbiting around it. Moons, asteroids, comets and all sorts of heavenly bodies. That's when Q appeared.

Q: Well, well, well, mon capitan Prince. It's time you went on trial for the crimes of humanity.
Q transported him to a kangaroo courtroom filled with jeering spectators.
Janet stood next to Prince, with her areola exposed, as his only defense.
Q:What do you have to say for yourself now? Remember, the Continuum is always watching and the trial is NEVER over.
The packed jury yelled out.....GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

Q: Order in the court! The first witness against you is Ida Mae Jensen, aka Granny Klump, who claims you burned down her house, promised to be her stripper man and owe her $14.oo for that first wobbly cassette demo that landed you a record deal.

Ida approaches the stand and steps on her titty while trying to climb the steps to be seated.
She sits down, looks at Janet, and says: Baby, that's all fine and well but mine are the size of saucers. Put that thing away.

Ida Mae testifies:

Can I have some juicy juice

At this point, Prince has already had enough.
"You ain't the only all powerful being here Q!!" Prince lifts his hands upward and a guitar appears in them from nowhere.

"Have a taste of this!" Prince strikes a chord and starts floating three feet off the floor. He opens his mouth and sings a song that is at once both new and very ancient. The Q continium vanishes.

"This is the Dawn!! The New Breed stand up and Organize because we are going uptown where everybody's hot!"

Prince is soon joined by a diverse group of people; young, old, rich, poor, tall, short. All are floating with Prince, free and happy. Together they number 3,121.

Prince...

littlemissG said:

Prince laughs at all the crazy ideas, his fans wrote at the org. This so called story gave him the giggles. He then signs on and write to all his fans ..

Negritaluvyu said:

that he apologizies for that hair at the recent awards show. he realized the harry potter look just isnt for him.

Prince picks up the spiral notebook that contains his NAACP award speech. What else do I have in here?, Prince thinks as he flips past notes, and snips of lyrics.

On a page near the back a note in a margin catches Prince's eye. "How did I forget about this?"

The note said...

I gotta brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

http://www.youtube.com/wa...d7MVwET0QY

"My inline skates! I haven't used them in ages! "
Prince runs to a hall closet and pulls out the skates smiling. I got them for the Love video no one has ever seen, too bad these are some hawt skates.

Prince has a brilliant idea!

"I'll have a 3121 skate party!"

Prince calls his assistants to get everything arrange, and sends out invitations to music and hollywoods hottest.

The day of the party arrives....
[Edited 3/9/07 6:56am]

rofl
y'all are crazy & crack me the h#ll up!

The day of the party arrives.....

Prince steps up to a mic and says: I wanna see some asses wigglin', fat jigglin' and EVERYBODY....I don't think you heard me....I said EVERYBODY skatin' like ho's up in church. I don't care who you are. Move them legs, get to strokin and go round and round this rink 'til the break o' dawn. Now if this first song don't make you wanna work it somethin' wrong wich ya. We gonna take ya back to the 70's.

The music starts and folks go wild.

Chic....Good times
Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
Our new state of mind
These are the good times

Happy days are here again
The time is right
For makin' friends
Let's get together
How 'bout a quarter to ten
Come tomorrow
Let's all do it again

Boys will be boys
Better let them have their toys
Girls will be girls
Cute pony tails and curls
Must put an end
To this stress and strife
I think I want to live the sporting life

Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
Our new state of mind
These are the good times

A rumor has it that
It's getting late
Time marches on
Just can't wait
The clock keeps turning
Why hesitate
You silly fool
You can't change your fate
Let's cut a rug
A little jive and jitterbug
We want the best
We won't settle for less
Don't be a drag
Participate
Clams on the half shell
And roller-skates
Roller-skates

Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times
Good times
These are the good times
Our new state of mind
These are the good times

Prince hollas out as the music is jammin': Work up a black sweat! Dip! Slide!
Yeah, that's right.

Prince's skatin' party is just gettin' started.
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Prince surveys the crowd and is impressed.
There's a lot of good skaters here, even Oprah is rolling.
"U Go O!" Prince yells causing Oprah to turn wave and fall flat on her rear.
"Oops"

Prince shoves off. He does some fancy turns, and then weaves in and out of the crowd easily, until he knocks down Mariah Carey.

"Prince Watch it! I'm an awful skater." Mariah says pouting.

Prince leans over to help her up. He can't help noticing how nearly naked she is in a white cropped tank top and white lacey booty shorts.




"I'll teach you how girl! Take my hand." Prince says smiling ear to ear.

"Hear push off with your right foot, and glide. Push sideways...glide...push glide...push...together...push... together...push...."

Prince and Mariah roll smoothly, until they get to a bumpy place in a grotto, Mariah almost falls.

Desperately, Prince grabs Mariah. They stop and Prince has both his hands on her boobs.

"If you want to play with them you just need to ask!" Mariah says unabashed.

Prince is delighted.

"Push...Together!...Push ...Together!" Prince chimes

"I always wanted to see the Silicone Valley!" Prince jokes

Mariah is not amused....

Prince says, I got somethin' to make you show your color. You'll be screamin' like a black girl when I count to 3....1, 2, 3.....

Mariah's Song Emotions kicks in.....she let's out a AW SHIT! and takes off from Prince on her skates, crossin' her legs, her ta ta's just a bouncin'.

Prince is skatin' and smilin' and thinkin: There's two kinds. Good ol' biggin's and big ol' goodin's. Wearing a wireless mic he tells everybody, This party ain't over. We're just gettin' started. There's more.

The crowd is ecstatic.

mistermcgee said:

out comes tony m. in roller skates with the old NPG and the crowd goes wild. mariah trys to avoid tony after there short fling they had back in the day. he never called her....she felt cheap but it was her birthday and she liked it anyways! prince gets distracted by someone over there .....

Going around and round the rink with all the skaters is none other than Ida Mae Jensen in her scooter chair.

All is forgiven. Ida Mae is just enjoying herself, havin' a funky good time. She might be a dried up old gereatric but she gonna get her skate on one way or another.

Prince knows Granny Klump will always be a part of his life, one way or another.

The song playing at this time is Anita Baker's Same Ole Love

http://www.youtube.com/wa...q415b1zK_U
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[Edited 3/10/07 8:02am]

Prince cruises through the crowd, greeting his guest when he spots, "Mary J. Blige! Hey girl come here!"

Mary J. says....

littlemissG said:

Mary is eating a carls jr. hamburger and says what u want? prince says:"would U do me the honor and get on stage with me and sing mary...i love Ure voice" mary says:"wait till im done....you want some? its a famous star w/cheese" and she puts a peice in his mouth" mortified that his got red meat in his mouth princes eyes go and then....

...he chews it a bit before spittin' it out into a napkin knowin' damn good and well the greezy mother fucker is good, but he must stand on his principles come hell, high water or the dawn of a new song brewin' in his brain.

Mary says, chewin' on her sammich: I 'ont know...um...chomp..what 'ou wan' me...mmm...mmm...to shing. She swallows that bite. My breath stank anyway; I got extra onions on this.

Prince: I got real rugged mics, Mary, they can handle your onion breath. They can handle garlic, horseradish, and even chili sauce. He dabs the corner of her mouth to remove the mustard. How about we sing.....

"How about we sing instead!"

Prince looked to his left and couldn't believe what he saw.

"THE FREAKING CAST OF THE BRADY BUNCH!!"

Walking directly toward Prince was Maureen McCormick, Mike Lookinland, Eve Plumb, Christopher Knight, Susan Olsen, and Barry Williams towing teenagers and young adults behind them.

Eve Plumb said, "Prince we got to thinking. If the son of an old sitcom cheese ball like Alan Thicke can make it in the music business, so can our kids!"

Prince mouth move soundlessly as the the group mounted the stage and sung
Time to Change

Sha na na na na na na na na,
Sha na na na na.
Sha na na na na na na na na,
Sha na na na na.

Autumn turns to winter,
And winter turns to spring.
It doesn't go just for seasons you know,
It goes for everything.

The same is true for voices,
When boys begin to grow.
You gotta take a lesson from Mother Nature,
And if you do you'll know.

Chorus:
When it's time to change (when it's time to change),
Don't fight the tide, go along for the ride,
Don't ya see.
When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange,
Who you are and what you're gonna be.
Sha na na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na.
Sha na na na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na


The New Bradys took their bows in front of a somewhat confused crowd as Prince and Mary J. stared blankly.

"How Did you like that?" The Bradys asked

Prince replied....

littlemissG said:

Uhhh it was good. mary j a and marcha had staring contest cause it was obvious there was competions for who was the best diva in the room. prince sed "now now ladies..if your gonna rumble at least do it in my jello pit...." so then ...

littlemissG said:

[i]I got them for the Love video no one has ever seen, This is my favorite part off all sorry for the interuption