I've been really busy, I was in Vegas over the weekend, I was sick the last couple of days....all of that amounts to about two weeks of me not playing with myself. And, I don't have a girlfriend to take care of my needs...isn't that weird. Am I becoming asexual? I sure hope not.
[Edited 2/11/05 10:36am]

you already were...


same as it ever was.....

sosgemini said:

same as it ever was
same as it ever was
look where dook's hand was (n't)

damn it, now i have that song stuck in my head

sosgemini said:

No way, Jose! The fact that Brenda almost made me fall out of my chair is proof of that!

dreamfactory313 said:

Maybe I have mono?

That's gonna be real thick and creamy when that's released!

'dre

Proud... you should be. Gawd!

Freespirit said:

You better help him Julie.

DreZone said:

TMI !!!!! TMI !!!!!

WEAKLING, what happens when you shower or bathe? Release the Hounds!!

Freespirit said:

I guess I should be proud....I'd rather not be sick and be up for a little flogging the dolphin....oh well....

That's a loooong time.

I wouldn't be able to to last that long.

EYELoveSatanAndSoShoulYOU said:

really? you love me?

UncleGrandpa said:

I don't have much time in the morning so I just kinda rub-a-dub-dub real quick-like and I'm out the door. No time for tomfoolery with my little guy.

DreZone said:

Yum.

aww dookie! saw this and thought of you...

NotSafeForWork!!!

http://lionsdenadult.inad...troker.htm

Okay, my two weeks of deprivation ended tonight. Thank you for all of your support.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

(btw: I was GREAT!!!)

so was it thick and creamy??

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Your mother must be so proud of you...

nakedpianoplayer said:

Damn straight!

EYELoveSatanAndSoShoulYOU said:

cant u find another pic?

sexinthesummer said:

It was normal.

emm said:

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I guess I just wasn't made for these times.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Congrats

Smooches;)

Number23 said:

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talked back like a lady might do
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N no lie
K-Y me-oh-my
She's 69 - 95, give her a try
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
69 - 95 boy, give her a try
Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw a little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
69 - 95 boy, give her a try
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talked back like a lady might do
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw a little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back